• In lieu of a new NFL rule, an adult film company makes an offer to place its ads on the Houston Texans’ practice jerseys.

• Despite some secretly-planted grass, the Red Sox still continue to spank the Yanks at Fenway.

• Alonzo Mourning thinks Kobe is a better coach than Phil Jackson.

• Phillies slugger Raul Ibanez gets irate at a blogger for making steroid accusations, offers to show his hair, blood, urine, stool… you get the idea.

• Ex-NFL bust Ryan Leaf is on the run from the law over his drug charges.

• Michael Phelps wants to help kids stay in shape by writing a book about training dinosaurs.

• Could Rush Limbaugh become the new owner of the St. Louis Rams?

• Paris Hilton helps Cristiano Ronaldo celebrate his $130 million transfer to Real Madrid with a little late-night dealings of their own.

• Scott Boras tries to explain the demand for a $50 million signing bonus for his client Stephen Strasburg, somehow blames the NFL for it.

• Another day, another soccer coach getting in trouble for “sexting” to an underage player.