â€¢ THE DUDE ABIDES rides along on polo invading Virginia, featuring the guitarist from Journey going Jimi Hendrix with the National Anthem. Rock on!
â€¢ ONE MORE DYING QUAIL believes clothes do make the man, as Garry Sheffield isn’t as scary as a cat as he was a Bronx Bomber.
â€¢ YAY SPORTS! inks and paints a comic book (er, graphic novel) take on the epic Suns-Spurs Game 4 showdown.
â€¢ But SPORTS SHOW ON MUTE questions the bravado, awarding Nash an Oscar to place next to his MVP awards.
â€¢ NATION OF ISLAM weighs in on the drama in Dallas, saying the real cancer in the Cowboys’ clubhouse wasn’t of the T.O. but of the Tuna variety.
â€¢ Just like Fidel Castro, BUGS & CRANKS examines how history might have been different had Jerry Falwell chosen baseball instead.
â€¢ With pig-killing teammates and fleeing the cheeseheads as concerns, WASTING COMPANY TIME asks who’s the bigger Drama Queen - Favre or McNabb.
â€¢ Prostate exams may get a rise out of fans, but THE JAUNT discovers that silly PR stunts have always been a boon in Milwaukee.
â€¢ Is minor league hockey fixed? This page from the official ECHL web site names a league champ, even though the playoffs haven’t finished yet (scroll down).
â€¢ YELLOW CHAIR SPORTS plays conference name roulette, as the Mid-Continent Conference has been rechristened the Summit League.