Doug Ferguson of the ASSOCIATED PRESS reports this afternoon:
A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods’ wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.
Police say Woods hit a fire hydrant and part of a tree early Friday. Saylor says Woods was in and out of consciousness when his officers arrived.
Saylor says Woods had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth. He says his officers gave him first aid until fire rescue came about 10 minutes later.
Wow. Just wow.
There were apparently no witnesses. And no one saw him in the hospital, before he was gone. And the accident was so bad that he needed his wife to use a golf club to smash out the back window of his care - but the airbags never deployed?
Wow, sounds serious. So where’s the car?







6:24 pm on November 27th, 2009
Windo is code word for his skull
6:24 pm on November 27th, 2009
Meant window
6:27 pm on November 27th, 2009
This is getting good!
6:32 pm on November 27th, 2009
Did Elin use a wood or an iron to “help” Tiger?
6:34 pm on November 27th, 2009
Sounds like his wife went apeshit when he was trying to sneak out the house to get some side trim from that butterface. The holidays are rough.
6:34 pm on November 27th, 2009
Its even better, TMZ just reported that both Elin and Tiger admitted that they argued prior to the accident. SbB is on point on this one.
6:39 pm on November 27th, 2009
Hey Ellie, I’d like you to meet my new personal assistant, we’ve been working late getting up to speed….
7:08 pm on November 27th, 2009
Tiger, suggest you consult with Kobe ASAP.
7:55 pm on November 27th, 2009
“officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him….” thinking about taking a seven-iron to his junk.
8:26 pm on November 27th, 2009
Ya she took out the window cuz he locked all the doors…
8:33 pm on November 27th, 2009
First try she didn’t break the window, and Tiger couldn’t help himself, and instructed ‘A common beginner mistake, your grip is too tight.’
11:00 pm on November 27th, 2009
they’ve been married long enough were he ignores her and she nags him. therefor side trim.
12:24 am on November 28th, 2009
This is how it went down. They argued. She grabbed the club and chased him out of the house cursing and flailing it. He ran to his car and peeled out with her chasing behind him still cursing. He crashed. She dashes to the driver door, its locked. Still angry, she bashes out the back window and drags him out of the car. She’s highly pissed but seeing him cut and in such pain she decides he’s had enough for the day. She calls 911.
12:30 pm on November 29th, 2009
I guess there is nothing more important happening in the world if Tiger’s crash takes so much room in the daily news for the last 3 days.
He is a great GOLFER - who cares what he was doing in the middle of the night? They did not discover drugs or alcohol so leave the man alone on his personal life