• Melissa Rycroft, former Cowboys cheerleader & budding ABC reality TV star, is offered a chance to take off her “Dancing” dress for Playboy.

• The Broncos are finally cutting themselves from Jay Cutler. Any takers?

• Mike Danton, the ex-NHLer jailed for planning to kill his agent, is transferred to Canada, where he’s already up for full parole.

• Reggie Jackson remembers Billy Martin telling an anti-Semitic joke.

• Three Oregon Ducks caught shooting other ducks in a city park. Traitors!

• The Mets’ regular season hasn’t even started yet, but Citi Field has already tossed out its first Phillies fan.

• Donte Stallworth is now facing charges of DUI Manslaughter.

• The Dallas PD officer involved in the Ryan Moats situation has resigned.

• For nailing a perfect maneuver, a 14-year-old gymnast is rewarded with a bottle of rum from her coach.

• Does David Ortiz look like the mom from “Good Times“?