Plaxico’s First Night In Jail Could Have Gone Better

• How did Plaxico Burress’ first night behind bars go? Fine - if you discount the other inmate taunts of “A**hole!” & “The Giants suck!

Plaxico Burress courtroom

• Washington State RB James Montgomery underwent surgery on his injured knee last Sunday. And doctors soon learned that it was a good thing James didn’t delay - or he might have died.

• Could the Nets’ new owner have LeBron Russian to New Jersey?

Perez Hilton posts his doubts about whether Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian will actually tie the knot.

Evander Holyfield has the bright idea to turn his Georgia mansion into a solar power plant.

• So, what’s the deal with the latest Milton Bradley brouhaha? Milton’s mom says it’s because his 3-year-old son is facing racism in school.

• New Mexico football coach Mike Locksley offers some handy advice when it comes to game & player management: “Don’t shoot your load too early.”

• The Celtics’ Marquis Daniels Tweets a “joke” about wanting to breed dogs for fighting.

• A professional matador will be advertising a gay-themed energy drink on his cape. What a bunch of bull.

• One Boston Celtics fan shares his story of giving his father the greatest Christmas gift he can - a phone call from Larry Bird.