Pit Bull Expert Porter Backs Vick Reinstatement

If Michael Vick is looking for character witnesses as he heads towards his release from prison and possible reinstatement, he can count on Joey Porter to have his back. Which is great, if you think having a big-mouth lout who cold-cocks people at blackjack tables on your side is a good thing. Regardless, Porter told the MIAMI HERALD that he definitely thinks Vick should be allowed back into the league.

Joey Porter with his pit bulls

After all, it was just pit bulls that he was training to maul each other:

Porter, an owner of two pit bulls himself, said he doesn’t understand why people are so quick to condemn Vick. Porter contends those same people who are against Vick don’t often like pit bulls anyway.

”That’s the funny thing about it,” Porter said. “If you want to get back on that topic, I’ve got pit bulls and I’ve got to put them under a different breed just to travel. You can’t even fly pit bulls anywhere.

So it’s not like he was fighting cocker spaniels or something, something they like. They don’t even too much care about pit bulls.”

In terms of character statements that don’t help, this is like having Charles Manson show up at your parole hearing and tell the board that you’re “a pretty cool dude, and if he’s crazy then so am I.” I’m sure that Vick and his attorneys wish that someone would put a muzzle on Porter. So to speak.

But also, cocker spaniel fights? Someone should make sure to tell Pedro Martinez that this isn’t legal either, in case he gets confused between the difference between this and cockfighting and starts collecting small dogs like they are little people and sets up a cage. (For the dogs, not the little people.)

I guess we should trust Porter on this: he is an expert in the breeding of pit bulls. Plus, it’s not like Vick’s dogs ate a horse or anything.

9 comments

  1. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    5:56 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Porter is dog-gone crazy.

  2. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    5:59 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Just because people "don't care about pit bulls", as Porter claims, that doesn't mean most people want to see them kill each other.

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    6:14 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Maybe the SPCA should pay a visit to Joey's backyard.

  4. GravatarAbe Froman
    6:28 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Can't wait to hear PETA's reaction to this.

  5. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    6:32 pm on November 20th, 2008

    I'm surprised Joey Porter hasn't signed with the Raiders yet.

    Guess he likes winning too much.

  6. Gravatar"Those Same People"
    7:40 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Joey Eugene Porter….How you like your government NOW.   You loser.

  7. GravatarSapdiesel
    9:39 pm on November 20th, 2008

    Joey is a cock!

  8. GravatarBrooksLuvsBigZoomers
    10:46 pm on November 21st, 2008

    Porter's pit bulls…killed a miniature horse?  Gee, I wonder why much of the American public hates pit bulls.

  9. GravatarPriscilla
    12:20 am on May 27th, 2009

    Excuse me? People "don't care about pitbulls"? Right, that's why there are thousands of organizations filled with people who are ready to defend these loyal, loving dogs. It has nothing to do with the dogs themselves, it has everything to do with "owners" like Vick and Porter.

    The way people spew out garbage from their mouth is sickening.

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