Pics: Your SbB Rachel Uchitel “Go Away!” Present

UPDATE (10:05pm PT - From Los Angeles): When will the Tiger infidelity story cease to be interesting? This is the first sign the well may be dry and it’s perhaps time to move on to more substantial subjects. At least until I see something worth bringing to your attention.

Since Tiger Woods has (allegedly) silenced his (alleged) mistress Rachel Uchitel by (allegedly) shaking the infamous (money) tree outside his Isleworth estate, I thought I’d empty my stash of Uchitel snaps.

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(Rachel: Don’t go away mad. Just go away.)

Today Uchitel, who had (allegedly) been shopping her Tiger affair story to all the tabloids, decided to cancel a press conference that was (allegedly) to feature her confession of an extramarital affair with Woods.

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So why do you suppose she canceled the press conference?

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Any ideas?

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Here, let me help you.

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

156 comments

  1. GravatarJohnny Utah
    9:43 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    She’s one hot piece of ass for 34.
    Is she worth $10,000,000?
    No woman outside of your marriage is.

  2. GravatarChad
    9:44 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    This bitch needs ass cheek implants

  3. GravatarThe Green Blazer
    9:51 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    “This bitch needs ass cheek implants,” says Chad (some random dude from the net who likely has a fat ass nagging wife).

  4. GravatarOMG-ponies
    9:58 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    Well, Chad, she can certainly afford them now.

    I wonder if Tiger is getting a writer’s cramp from signing all those checks. In the long run, he’ll make more by retaining his various corporate sponsorships. It’s not like he lacks talent; I would go far as to say that if he weren’t around, the PGA would be in much dire straits.

  5. GravatarTiger is a deutsch
    10:59 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    Ass cheek implants? Are you kidding me? Those are perfect. You must be gay to think that ass isn’t perfect. That’s why your candle collecting ass will be cuddling up in front of the fire with Bruce from the Antique store instead of spreading your genes. Gay.

  6. GravatarTheWenz
    11:18 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    the top ten posts are all tiger woods posts. is this a sports blog or a tiger woods blog?

  7. GravatarBrooks
    11:39 pm on December 3rd, 2009

    TheWenz,

    Check Google search trends. Is it Tiger Search or Google Search?

    The whole world is following this story. Nothing else matters at the moment.

  8. GravatarEric
    12:01 am on December 4th, 2009

    She is a rather attractive woman, but this is going to stamp the “whore” and “home wrecker” label on her for a while. She is not going to be very happy, with or without a newly padded bank account.

  9. GravatarWilmot
    12:03 am on December 4th, 2009

    She just got no hips. Kinda boyish if ya ask me.

  10. GravatarWilmot
    12:04 am on December 4th, 2009

    Guess Tiger likes the boyish type

  11. GravatarWilmot
    12:15 am on December 4th, 2009

    Tiger, keep paying off all the skanks with money fleeced from your fake image. Hey public: where do youe think Tiger got the money for all these payoffs?

    Gillette, EA Sports, Nike, AT&T, Gatorade, etc etc.

    BUY MORE SAVE MORE!!

  12. GravatarLeon
    5:35 am on December 4th, 2009

    No ass, fake chest, yawn.

  13. GravatarBonzo McAreola
    6:58 am on December 4th, 2009

    It’s times like this when I like to remember the Brady Bunch episode where Bobby sees fireworks after kissing a girl on her doorstep. Boy, that Bobby sure could pick’em….

  14. GravatarSmokehouse
    7:15 am on December 4th, 2009

    All you guys who bash how this girl looks please send pix of your ladies to Brooks so we can see what a real women looks like. Is she the best looking thing in the world NO but if you wouldn’t hit that ,YES you are gay.

  15. Gravatarwretched soul
    8:22 am on December 4th, 2009

    F Minus

  16. GravatarJeremy
    8:41 am on December 4th, 2009

    I hate Tiger but this is downright pathetic. The fact a story about having sex with Tiger Woods for a period of time would generate any amount of money for a skank, and a skank that initially denied the relationship, says so much about our pathetic society.

    Say what you want, but there is a price to pay for being rich and famous and screwing up. If I cheat on my wife, if she leaves she gets half or more and the skank I cheated on her with gets nothing because no one cares about her. Butr if you are famous because you can act or play a sport and it is what average people see as entertainment, then you get all sorts of money and ass licking admiration. Thats the trade for getting money beyond anyones imagination.

    Therefore Tiger needs to know better. If you cant accept one piece of ass, especially a hot one, for a long period of time, dont get married. If you are trying to portray this family guy and its all a lie because you know the lie helps generate you millions, then you deserve to be humiliated.

    Women are gold digging whores and they know our weaknesses. If we cannot outsmart them, then thats on us. I just dont get why he does not see the difference between a woman who admits she has sex for money and women who do it but pretend to be actressess or hostesses. Tiger could have hooked up with high end prostitutes with a lot more chance at privacy and these women would look better then what he just cheated with and probably have not had any more sex then these used up skanks he is paying off.

  17. GravatarHugh Jorgan
    9:24 am on December 4th, 2009

    “Candle-collecting ass”..,that comment kicked ass.Uchitel is hot,I would give her the old rooterama el fresco.The only problem for Tiger is if he had some Marv Albert type stuff happening:i.e.,yellow discipline,scat play,fisting,being tied up and forced to eat cheeseburgers.

  18. Gravatarmarmatard
    11:35 am on December 4th, 2009

    Good looking lady, but a gigantic homewrecking whore who has the maturity of an adolescent.

  19. GravatarDrago
    1:49 pm on December 4th, 2009

    Yeahhhh… you guys that think she has a hot ass need to be kept away from elementary schools. That shot from behind looks like a dude decided to put on a woman’s swimsuit. If you’re really that attracted to little boy’s butts, you need to seek help.

  20. GravatarSidewinder
    2:59 pm on December 4th, 2009

    “Tiger is a deutsch?” Tiger is a German? Hell, all this time I thought he was Cablinasian.

  21. Gravatargoelin
    3:54 pm on December 4th, 2009

    I knew this day was going to come.
    Ugly Tiger should stick to his own heritage black or asain but no he only goes for white girls. It was only a matter of time before they bring him down.

  22. Gravatargoelin
    3:56 pm on December 4th, 2009

    hope nanny elin takes him to the cleaners. stupid doche bag.

  23. GravatarWally
    4:07 pm on December 4th, 2009

    Her ass is flat as a pancake!! yuck!! Damn tiger!WTF?

  24. GravatarPisstnbroke1
    4:15 pm on December 4th, 2009

    Poor Tiger trying to protect his once squeaky clean image for his family.

    “Catch a Tiger by his tail”

    now the tail is coming out of the “woodwork”

    nyuk, nyuk

  25. Gravatarwalter
    4:57 pm on December 4th, 2009

    it’s just pitiful that the media blows everything out of proportion,any female that marries and athlete,actor,wealthy bussinessmen,or just some high profile type of man these things can and most of the time do happen.these men are around women all the times and they are just throwing themselves at them and most of the time it’s about the benjamins.and then the people that report these things and don’t stop until they can find something to report i can guarentee their doing the exact samething.i’ve been told that when you dig for someone to fall into you need to dig another one for yourself.what tiger has done and it’s morally wrong but that’s between him,GOD and his wife.so what happens when and if he repents and asks for forgiveness from GOD and his wife,and wheather she forgives him or not if he goes to GOD with a sincere heart he is a just GOD and will forgive him.so instead of all the negative stuff pray for the man because i guarentee alot of you that a responding are doing or have done the exact samething.think about it and GOD BLESS.

  26. GravatarSherry
    5:07 pm on December 4th, 2009

    I fell for his wife and kids. The day will come when someone will feel it’s there right to show this to his Children. HOW SAD! I for one will not go and see him
    golf in person or on T.V. I’ve lost all rspect for the man.
    He was the only one I thought had it together!

  27. GravatarMcWavey
    5:09 pm on December 4th, 2009

    ass !!!!! what ass ?? all i saw was dude with long hair and wearing a bikini !!!

  28. GravatarKoolerv
    5:16 pm on December 4th, 2009

    She has no ass flat butt. He needs a black girl if he wants a nice ass nice and round booty he should no that white girls are fake with boobs and they have flat asses

  29. Gravatarnannyt
    7:09 pm on December 4th, 2009

    Walter

    God has nothing to do with this, Tiger let his tail out when he thought no one was looking! Serves him right, that is one costly peice of no ass.

  30. Gravatarkolleo
    10:57 pm on December 4th, 2009

    some of you never liked tiger to begin with because some still think that golf should still be a white sport. the other haters are just jelous. what he did was wrong but not to us , his wife and kids. he has done nothing that many are doing right now. the only difference is that he chose a bunch of whores who are only looking for money. i think that the real villans in this story are the pathetic sluts who have no problem letting the world know that they have sex for money with famous people even though they kow that they are married. i feel really sorry for tiger and his family and i hope that they can get through all this intact.

  31. GravatarKuLeo
    1:57 am on December 5th, 2009

    Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Tiger, oh Tiger….what were you thinking?
    Well, that’s what you get for using the wrong head. You should have contact that Dist Atty in New York for some good looking prostitutes that guarantees a total privacy.
    But Tiger, why? Your wife is such a beauty! What can you really get from other women that you can not get from your wife? As a matter of fact your wife can give you that no other woman can. Good luck Tiger. I really hope you can go through this. Aim to do what is right Tiger…May God bless you and your whole family.

  32. GravatarRichardhead
    2:38 am on December 5th, 2009

    Nice, tight ass, I’d love to hit that $hit, Nice bag, Tiger!

  33. GravatarJosue Lopez
    4:12 am on December 5th, 2009

    Tiger…my nooka,
    Don’t even trip. It is what it is…let’s deal with it.
    Be strong…Don’t let them get to you.
    No one’s perfect…no one.

  34. Gravatargripitnripit
    4:19 am on December 5th, 2009

    2010, Tiger wins Masters, US open, and PGA championship. Parnevick doesn’t make it through Q school. Tiger consults Clinton and hires new body guards from Bringem young university. Next time you go to the pharmacy you’ll see Nike condoms with the slogan “just do em”. Each condom will have the nike swoosh on the side just in case Tiger gets caught in the act. Nike doubles Tigers endorsements!

  35. GravatarCharlie
    4:24 am on December 5th, 2009

    This goes to show how much privacy you have as a sports idle. Yes, I said it. Tiger has done and will do more than anyone ever in the game of golf. He got caught, yes. But if it were you and I (regular joes) no one but our significant other would know. Then they would get half of everything which wouldn’t amount to even 1 % fo what this woman is getting.
    Tiger, We all make mistakes and have to pay for those mistakes. Just don’t let this mistake ruin your life or the bond you have with your children. First and foremost, make sure those kids continue to be a part of your life. Then, as you do on a bad golf hole, put it behind you and know there are more holes to play.

  36. GravatarMANGO
    7:04 am on December 5th, 2009

    I think that ’s what happen to larg number men who’s mate cuts them off sexually. Mr. Wood you went for the oh key dope. Stay up babyboy you are a man not god.

  37. GravatarDa Wiggla
    7:19 am on December 5th, 2009

    What an ugly skank!

  38. GravatarI HAVE NO MONEY!!
    7:20 am on December 5th, 2009

    Tiggs, As an outside and not being friends etc. I would seriously RETIRE from golf, Saw off an arm,(It will only hurt until you pass-out) Crawl back to that BEAUTIFUL CREATURE you have at home, ya know, the one you married?? Say im sorry a million times, agree to give her ANY sexual favor she would like, as much , as long, and wear whatever she asks, KEEP HER HAPPY, get a restraining order against Rachale, Chalk it up to a Bart Simpson “DOOOHHHH” and if you still dont see where all that money got you, start becoming good friends with “Madoff”. If this continues, he may be the only friend you have. GOOD LUCK!! P.S. If things dont work out with the Beauty you have at home, send her my way, and I will help her spend “OUR” money!! T.F.

  39. GravatarJames st James
    7:21 am on December 5th, 2009

    What a desparate skank.

  40. GravatarRona
    10:04 am on December 5th, 2009

    Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, you have such a beautiful wife, what the hell were you looking for. And you are not dumb, you have seen what outside women can do to popular guys - your former President for instance. You have not learned anything, you and many others who are unfaithful to your spouses think your money and popularity makes you invisible. When any one of you decides to go ‘whoring’ let a little part of your brain think the repercusions, bad publicity, pain and hurt it can bring to you and your family. Guys!!! now is the time for a reality check. Is it really worth it? Try getting the ’same thing’ from your wives, and you will not have to hide, and mostly you can keep the millions you have earned - instead of paying some whore to keep them quiet!!!!!

  41. GravatarWanda
    10:05 am on December 5th, 2009

    If you pay her off now, will you pay her off later, and later, and later. This will hunt you for the rest of your life. Get out of relationships if it is over and move on. Don’t be a cheater. Stop cheating men. It’s not worth it. He has a beautiful wife. I’m glad she beat his ass.

  42. GravatarMax
    10:24 am on December 5th, 2009

    If you bait a trap with “_ _ _ _ y” most men will get caught everytime………no ass, big lips, store bought
    tits, doesn’t matter. It’s in their jeans and they want to let it out. This whole thing should have been silenced
    already…. High profile athletes are always going to be at risk. Play you pay…. Enough already!!!! Look at
    Gloria (ambulance chasing) Albitch, tell me she’s not
    in the business of selling her services to the highest
    bidder? Is she really on the right side of the law?

  43. GravatarHarry
    10:35 am on December 5th, 2009

    People in this country is worst than the people of the 3rd world country because they don’t have no occupation,their only job is just focus on other people’s business,who are better than them in any kind of way…Please live the man alone…Tiger we will support u brother…

  44. Gravatarkoren
    10:52 am on December 5th, 2009

    People don’t know how stressful it is when you are a celebrity,politician,ect…you got to deal with the press,fan,security and the life at home is another hell,so he went outside to get a relaxing time which he pays for,what the fuck people blame him for.Services paid for every body happy thats it…Those beaches think they were good in their performance they keep contact with him because he is generous he pays good they are trying to get more money from him…Tiger say hell to the no its already out fuck every body…Try to keep the peace at house and thats it…Only God have the power to judge you no fucking sinner in earth…Peace brother…

  45. GravatarAnonymous
    10:55 am on December 5th, 2009

    Harry, welcome to America, if you don’t like it don’t visit and stay out or leave. You bad mouthing my country because of a handful of people makes you the problem.

    Tiger is well supported but still at fault.

    These women are eye candy which will last a few years and be gone. Their search for love and money ends them in many beds and we are shocked? Look at these photos from the beach, clubbing, half dressed. Lets see we called that “spring break” but we only did it during that time. We actually grew up. These ladies will be be gone and forgotten and married to someone who doesn’t truly love them because thet don’t know how to love themselves. They look hot now as with many women but when that is gone they will be unloved and sad. It is a choice.

  46. GravatarBruce
    11:07 am on December 5th, 2009

    Hi Fella’s!
    This is Bruce… The golf-luvin antique store clerk.
    Even I dig Missie Uchitel’s “little-boy butt!
    Have you heard about Tiger’s new movie?
    “Crashing Tiger, Hidden Mistress” !

  47. GravatarChief
    11:21 am on December 5th, 2009

    She has no booty….for that kind of money Tiger could do a lot better.

  48. GravatarLOU
    11:31 am on December 5th, 2009

    I may be old fashioned but I atways taught prostitution and extortion were against the law ! It seems Tiger is the only one

  49. GravatarKB
    11:33 am on December 5th, 2009

    If you could see her ass from a straight-on angle , you’d be able to see that that she does have an amazing derriere that she’s clenching tight because it’s probably all sore from the night before.

  50. Gravatardisgusted
    11:38 am on December 5th, 2009

    Tiger, you made a statement before that you are not black, well it shows. No, black man would never leave a message on a whores cell phone and the brother is married. First of all you are not the first and will not be the last man white, black, hispanic, gay or other to get caught. It is all about how you play the game of cheating, do not do it you will get caught! You are married to a nice looking lady not woman (whores) that you are jeopardizing your marriage for, any one can be a woman, she is just like you wo man (whore man). The whore has nothing to lose but a lot to gain from you. Temptation is a mother….but before you think with that head that does not think, think about what you have to lose, flirt don’t be a jerk and do not go with the flow of having a relationship. Make it work with your wife. For your wife to seek and find, she had to have a feeling something was going on with you and another woman. What you men do not realize when a lady loves their man they get inside of you and know you like a book, know what you are thinking before you have thought about and going to do it. It is a pattern that you men have and one slip up you are caught. Tiger study your marriage/wife like you study the golf game, one hole at time.

  51. GravatarBubba
    12:01 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Hey Mr. Smokehouse, I’d send ya a picture of my wench, but she doesn’t get out of the joint for a couple weeks. Now she’s gotta a bod! & it’s all REAL !
    Rachel’s got no bootie worth hittin. To be honest, though, the Ho could wash my balls and polish my club if she begged enough!!

  52. GravatarLOU
    12:02 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I may be old fashioned but I believe Rachel Uchitel is what we would call a whore. She knew Tiger was a married man. Now she wants to get paid. The wining and dinning weren’t enough.
    It seems after lying about the whole thing her low life lawyer “Gloria Al———” got her to become a prostitute and probably an extorsionist! Tiger is a fool for giving her a dime. I would have thought that he might have learned a lesson from David Letterman. He screwed his interns and staff, I hope only females, and CBS didn’t blink an eye. If Tiger had chose the bleeding heart way an apology was enough.

  53. Gravatarj
    12:03 pm on December 5th, 2009

    THE ONLY CRIME TIGER COMITED WAS GETTING COUGHT !!

  54. Gravatargreg
    12:26 pm on December 5th, 2009

    She has ugly flat ass…looks like worlds longest back with legs.

  55. GravatarSade Smith
    12:28 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Tiger did just what he should have done ,All these ladies comeing after tiger anyone can fall weak,god will forgive him, and so will that wife of his. Clinton was the president and look at what he did to his wife, this is nothing, so why should Tiger be any different,All you white ladies love the black men.I mean love them,so do i.The first chance you get. you get with a child, not one but two,to make sure you are taken care of. Maybe his wife was seeing dollar signs, When she got with tiger. Tiger is a great catch, so wife shut up, enjoy the ride.You are not broke, Tiger is rich, how many of you men out there have done the same thing and just have not been caught. get over it already, the wife will stay are go, who gave a damn.

  56. Gravatarsandy
    12:34 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Some advice Being famous doent make you perfect. your almost perfect at what you practice every day and golf is yours.
    your the best and always will be,.. what you did doesn’t change you as a golfer. so don’t let any woman or man take that from you. it only shows your human and you made some real bad choices.
    anyway who are we to judge. this will teach you to make better choices in life and it will shows you what is important so take root. we all learn something in our lifes one way or the other. the only high power we ALL will answer to is GOD one day for the life we lived little sin or Big sin.. cause sin is sin no matter what.

  57. GravatarBeBe
    12:43 pm on December 5th, 2009

    She use to be a man, she had sex change!!!!!!

  58. GravatarGolfer
    1:01 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I would say that Woods is being exploited not only by his mistress but by his wife as well. This is not the first nor the last that a married man/women has cheated on his mate. Looks like it is payback time for Woods according to his mistress and wife. I would not like to judge his private life but only his professional one. I think he is one great golfer and nothing will change my mind about that. He has done no crime only broke a trust and there is always a reason behind every action. Leave the man live his life in private!

  59. GravatarJIMBOTRON
    1:23 pm on December 5th, 2009

    But Tiger, where’s her butt?

  60. GravatarDisgusted
    1:49 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Don’t call him “Tiger” anymore. He’s just a Cheetah.

  61. GravatarCAROL FRITZ
    2:37 pm on December 5th, 2009

    All of these dolls want one thing,money and a snatch for fame-quite frankly Tiger comes in after the old song in Chichgo,’He’s got it coming’. Hell has no fury when it comes to a woman who is being cheated on. These women are really unreal. Carol

  62. GravatarTruthbetold
    2:49 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Truth be told many celebrities cheat on their wives. Elin was just one of the first to “go ghetto” on her man. I guess that’s what he get for marrying a low class white girl. As far as Uchitel is concerned…her lips would melt on any given hot day-plastic surgery for sure. If you love your man you stick by him Elin. Nobody is perfect. Hell, I wonder how many of the people commenting would cave if ass was thrown at them 24/7. Tiger does a lot for the community…what he does in his bedroom is his business.

  63. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:14 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Way to go Tiger!!! She’s Hot. I would nave fucked her too!

  64. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:18 pm on December 5th, 2009

    this is stupid

  65. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:22 pm on December 5th, 2009

    i would fuck that with my in the next room

  66. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:24 pm on December 5th, 2009

    wife in next room

  67. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:27 pm on December 5th, 2009

    cincy gonna lose

  68. GravatarTruthbetold
    3:30 pm on December 5th, 2009

    i dont they might pull this out

  69. Gravatarlarry
    3:31 pm on December 5th, 2009

    td td td

  70. Gravatarlarry
    3:32 pm on December 5th, 2009

    ye ha cincy gonna win

  71. Gravatarlarry
    3:33 pm on December 5th, 2009

    is anybody here besides me

  72. GravatarDave
    3:47 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Some of them white B’s are real ugly. Tiger just wanted some white blond meat to suck his big lips on.

  73. GravatarSteve
    3:58 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I agree, No ass , fake boobs!!! Was it worth it!!! I think not!!!

  74. GravatarAnonymous
    4:06 pm on December 5th, 2009

    There’s a cunt that can count. $$$$$$$$$$$$$
    Atta girl.

  75. GravatarDiego
    4:08 pm on December 5th, 2009

    All this shit about nothing. What can one expect a Nation under a god. Creeps: you all sound like a bunch of teenagers. No ass, fake boobs, come on get real.

  76. GravatarLion
    4:09 pm on December 5th, 2009

    When the Tiger is hungry it can eat any thing including a piece of fried old ass. In the animal world we know that. It is only human beings who pretend to be innocent all the time until they are caught. Tiger, you did what are born to do in the Wood. Next time keep your tail away from the ugly blood sucking wolf.

  77. Gravatarbogey
    4:11 pm on December 5th, 2009

    now phil and sergio have an edge andwatch out for jasper

  78. GravatarJennifer
    4:21 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I think it is a shame he has such a beautiful wife at home, much more attractive then rachel, he deserves all the negative media he is getting, but in time everyone will forget he will be another Kobe. She knew what she was doing, saving all those text messages and voicemails, who does that? Someone who is planning on cashing in when the time is right.

  79. Gravatarwho cares
    5:10 pm on December 5th, 2009

    i think if it was a normal person that it would never be heard of so why not just leave him a lone let him deal with his own affairs

  80. GravatarJim Grant
    5:15 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I think you are all sick, leave the man alone. If he did it then he has to live with himself, not live for us. mind your on biz and send the press to hell.

  81. GravatarAnonymous
    5:15 pm on December 5th, 2009

    she is soooo sexy, got her tits on her end!
    I’ll be her boy friend!
    sexy sexy sexy!

  82. GravatarSpanky..
    5:26 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Yo my brothers!!
    I did it..I am quilty of long dongin
    that white bitch,but she threatened to
    sue me for Rachel desrimination if I
    didn’t!
    Tell me..what was a brother to do???

  83. GravatarSpanky..
    5:28 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Yo my brothers!!
    I did it..I am quilty of long dongin
    that white bitch,but she threatened to
    sue me for Rachel descrimination if I
    didn’t!
    Tell me..what was a brother to do???

  84. Gravatarjohn53087
    6:09 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Just got back from Haywood mall,and saw about 200 women that look better than this chick.by the way,the guys calling people gay because they dont think she looks good,I think it is more a matter of you have low standards if you think she is hot!!! Dont get me wrong,I WOULD - but she but she ain’t much above the I would do her line.

  85. Gravatarashley
    6:34 pm on December 5th, 2009

    She looks like a real whore!

  86. Gravatarjay
    6:35 pm on December 5th, 2009

    I think I saw her stripping in the club…whore!

  87. Gravatarbc36
    7:30 pm on December 5th, 2009

    let it go its not that big a deal

  88. GravatarAnonymous
    8:46 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Men should know that women of all ages are after your pockets when you are rich and famous. So if you you play with fires, you will get burned!!!

    My advice is stay single if you need more than one piece of ass!

    Haha!!!

  89. Gravatarguest
    8:49 pm on December 5th, 2009

    isn’t paying and receiving money for sexual favors (also, called prostitution) illegal?
    how come all these girls and celebrities are getting away, if it can be proved that money was paid before the story broke out.

  90. Gravatarguest
    9:16 pm on December 5th, 2009

    stop sayin all white girls have no butt!!!!! some white girls do and look good!!!!!!!

  91. GravatarTest Test
    10:48 pm on December 5th, 2009

    “What it takes to be a cheetah”

    –Accenture’s new slogan.

  92. Gravatarslim6789
    11:31 pm on December 5th, 2009

    i don\’t know how you whiteboys deal with that no butt thing. there is something very 12-year-old-boyish about a woman with absolutely no ass or hips. A cornball like tiger would like that though

  93. Gravatarslim6789
    11:41 pm on December 5th, 2009

    btw… he only has to write a check if he wants them to be quiet. No point in that anymore…. The gossip mags and the t.v. news mags will be the ones paying these women… not tiger… the only one he will be paying is his wife… I still can\’t figure out why these guys get married… Black athletes need to start learning from hollywood celebrities like kurt russel and george clooney…kurt russel has been dating goldie hawn since the 80\’s and george clooney has been dating every pretty thing in l.a. except for the actresses…. keep it pimpin tiger you corny idiot

  94. GravatarJoey
    11:49 pm on December 5th, 2009

    Black Male + Penis = Trouble

  95. Gravatarslim6789
    12:06 am on December 6th, 2009

    White Male + Penis= 3 inches

    I guess i too would be really faithful to anything i could get if that were my situation

  96. GravatarAnonymous
    1:37 am on December 6th, 2009

    Poor tiger if he would of only yhought that his dad is twrilling in the grave for blemmising the woods name.

  97. GravatarA FRIEND WHO CARES
    4:17 am on December 6th, 2009

    Hi we all love to judge bcos that is who we are but i say one thing remains,have you ever tot to yourself if God is judging Tiger now ?No! he is not happy that he sinned but he is willing to forgive him only if Tiger would understand that God is not like all you condeming him. DEATH is coming for all you some day and have you decided where you want to be Heaven or hell. The ladies involved with Tiger better repent too bcos as i say death is coming soon. Tiger have you got Jesus ? you all out there u need to accept Jesus today b4 death catches up with you. all you need to do is let him in by asking him to come into your heart that includes u ladies, accusers and lastly Tiger. choice is yours.

  98. Gravatartlove
    4:27 am on December 6th, 2009

    “Ho” by Ludacris

    Listen up peoples!!

  99. GravatarDuecePapi
    4:53 am on December 6th, 2009

    She isnt ugly, but she damn sure isnt anything I would expect from someone with Tiger Woods money…The picture from behind was awful and the worse part is she actually had that picture of herself posted somewhere like it was hot. She has a long back with a crack in it. 2 thumbs down.

  100. GravatarSluggo
    7:23 am on December 6th, 2009

    Yea, I hit that too…

    Elliot Spitzer

  101. Gravatarknewit
    8:48 am on December 6th, 2009

    Typical black man, Stupid,money hungry white girls.

  102. GravatarBob
    9:11 am on December 6th, 2009

    Tiger, fuck them all do not pay them a dime! The whole knows anyway!

  103. GravatarAnonymous
    9:13 am on December 6th, 2009

    She a big horny

  104. GravatarBRUCE WILLIAMS
    9:22 am on December 6th, 2009

    THESE GIRLS ARE SOMETHING,THRY HAD AFFAIR WITH HIM,THEN THEY COME OUT TO THE MEDIA AND SAY I HAD AFFAIR WITH TIGER,IT SHOWS HOW STUOID THEY ARE ,IF THEY KEEP MOUTH SHUT THEY COULD HAVE MORE MONEY THEAN THEY DREAMED OF ,BUT FOR 30 MINUTES OF FAME THEY GO TO MEDIA WHO WILL DROP THEM AND FORGET ABOUT TIGER AND GO OAN AS USUAL.THIS ALL ABOUT OUR SOSIETY LOVING TO BUILD UP PEOPLE TO GOD AND THEN HATING THEM FOR THAT SUCCESS .tHE GOLFER WHO I SUPPOSEDLY PISSED AT TIGER WELL I HATE TO BE THE GOLFERS PLAYING AGAINST HIM NOW BECAUSE HE WILL BE MORE FOCUS AND HE KNOWS NOW THAT THEY THE GOLF WORLD AND MEDIA DO NOT CARE ABOUT HIM AND HE SEE THEM AS PILING UP ON HIM AND WE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE HIS SUPPORT,LIKE KOBE THEY ALL COME BACK TO THEIR ROOTS AND BECOME MORE HARDCORE AS IS THEY NO THEY ARE BLACK AS FAR AS MEDIA IS CONCERN.

  105. Gravatarwa
    10:40 am on December 6th, 2009

    Tiger

    Im a thai grl. I saw u and ur wife i dont know about ur guys much but i think if ur not a couple it mean ur not a couple…if she want to go..just let her go..and u should go on with ur life. Ur still young and can find ur happy life later. Do’nt try to take ur wife with u..if she want to go..u should find the right one for u..the one who willing to live with u no matter who ur and the one who forgive u as ur misstake..it is normal that ppl famouse like u have a lots of grls try to flirming..and also ur the young man..it normal to have responce sometime. if ur wife dont understand this point..she is not ur couple..do what u need to do..and if u have to loose her..that is ur fate..and may b the gd thing..so u can find ur sultmate later…you r very young..u have long time to go..and find ur sultmate..if she not..mean she not..dont try to get her with u coz the money..if she see the money important more than u..mean she is not ur sultmate..from thai grl..

  106. GravatarTigerisnowcheetha
    10:55 am on December 6th, 2009

    This again shows who the Media has manipulated the minds of people. He was protrayed as clean family man and behind the scenes is a dog.

    I would boycottt all products he endorsed on FALSE pretenses.
    Nike being the top of the list

  107. GravatarGee
    12:17 pm on December 6th, 2009

    Tiger, Let the media and them gold diggin whores say what they want and don’t pay anyone anything to be quiet because it’s all out now. Keep your money and you and your family need to go away for awhile. Tthe topic will die down as soon as someone else screw up.

  108. GravatarSilver Syl
    10:17 pm on December 6th, 2009

    Damn! I don’t know N-E-thing about golf till i heard of Tiger!!! I just feel sorry for his wife n kid. How sad! I’ve just lost respect for you Woods. In Vanuatu we have a saying which is: Do not sped against the wind coz it will fall on your face!…. Careful Woods.

  109. GravatarSusan
    12:06 am on December 7th, 2009

    Damn Tiger when did you have time to play golf. Oh I see now that is how you kept in shape. Hell, what do you folks expect when these nasty whores are rubbing it inhis face. He is only a man and we know they are Dawgs….. Just shows where they are coming from. Hell I am 62 can I get some money too, by saying I was with Tiger. Damn we they are coming out of the wood work and I don’t beleive 1/2 of them. Well, goes to show he likes long legs and flowing long dark hair or blonde, big butts, small butts, big boobs, and flat chest. Damn Tiger put that thang away son…. give it a break. You can say one thing he is hot and needs allot. Poor Elin I guess she needed a break from that horney DAWG…..Don’t ya think

  110. GravatarSakonya
    4:01 am on December 7th, 2009

    As far as I am concerned, Tiger is just another cheating man who got caught and his wife is just a married whore who is now rewriting the prenup to obtain more money for staying around. So this is marraige? This is what gay and lesbian and young woman should aspire to? What a sham!

  111. GravatarPrinceO
    7:38 am on December 7th, 2009

    Huu!!!! ,Yes I don’t, yes, don’t em eem, think my Tigers latest hole of Hell needs it.That bitch may not need ass cheek implants,Shes just a dude with long hair. An Average goodlookin Shit with deceptive,sock-like,collapsing Breast,that can trap any Tipsy Guy.Such little fukin ass carry very dip,slippery devilish Holes,that can manhadle any stubborn Dick.Ohhh My Tiger can’t jump into such lecher with a very clear eyes.Please lets all pray for the Unity and love of Tiger’s beautiful family.I am convinced Elin will surely be Elin,the Tiger in her won’t let her join generation of white Whore,Marriage crashers and financial opportunists

  112. GravatarPrinceO
    7:46 am on December 7th, 2009

    One last advice my Angelic Elin, whatever God has put 2gether,Let no Man put asunder. Love your Tiger like you never did in your life.this is the time baby!!! Tiger but na waoo for you oo,wetin be all these embarrassment. Take am easy oo. Niger and the whole Africa praying 4 u

  113. GravatarChris W.
    11:27 am on December 7th, 2009

    Tiger is a major dummy. You’d think a man of his stature and wealth would protect himself and the innocence/security of his young children skipping this nonsense or at least being far more discreet than stepping out with a cocktail waitress who has nothing but to gain and profit in outing him. Not very sane or mature.

    But to be fair, shame on both of them. Rachel Uchitel is a major skank for not even stopping and considering the impact this information could have on the innocents in this equation, who would be devastated by her disclosure. It makes her look very desperate for a minute of fame.

    Tiger, you should have at very least hired a professional whore instead of an amateur one. At least a Pro knows how to keep secrets.

  114. Gravatarx
    11:32 am on December 7th, 2009

    He’s no longer a Tiger, but he is a Cheetah.

  115. GravatarAnonymous
    11:43 am on December 7th, 2009

    ITS true what they say ” more money more problems”
    they would not have looked at him twice if he was broke.

  116. GravatarChris W.
    11:59 am on December 7th, 2009

    In my country they have a saying (to both Tiger and Ellin):

    “If you lay down with dogs, you will get fleas.”

    WOOF!

  117. GravatarSCOTT
    12:52 pm on December 7th, 2009

    EVERYONE WHO IS BASHING THIS CHICK ARE ALL JEALOUS OR FAGS….THIS GIRL IS A DOLL!!
    MAJOR SEXY DOLL!!!!!

  118. GravatarChris W.
    1:13 pm on December 7th, 2009

    Ummm… or not. I’d turn it down for free, which it certainly was not for Tiger. What a Dummy! She looks totally fake/plasticy.

  119. GravatarWaveonshore
    1:15 pm on December 7th, 2009

    Rachael is definitely the prettiest of his “other” women but I still think his wife is best of all. Tiger needs to learn how to keep it in his pants!

  120. GravatarChris W.
    1:19 pm on December 7th, 2009

    Amen!

  121. GravatarBo
    4:28 pm on December 7th, 2009

    I’d hit it.

  122. GravatarChris W.
    5:09 pm on December 7th, 2009

    OK sure, but would you put your marriage in jeopardy for a thorough ‘B’ chick, if even that. Furthermore, would you pay millions to hit it, which is what it will eventually cost Tiger, assuming you have a wife as hot as Elin. If the answer is still yes, then I have some property to sell you.

  123. GravatarChris W.
    5:11 pm on December 7th, 2009

    Better wrap that, Playa.

  124. GravatarS Rich
    6:53 pm on December 7th, 2009

    I can never seem to understand why race has to be an issue with what the real story is. Here is a successful golf professional who got caught doing what most sports figure do. Do you think if he was white or mexican, his race would overshadow his infidelity? This man shamed his family and God. He will reap what he has sown. How many people on this site (and be honest to yourself) have cheated on their spouse? If you have cheated…shame on you for condenming Tiger. People who live in glass houses shouldn”t throw stones. In short leave race out of it…it absolutely has nothing to do with it. When I hear comments like that, it tells me that the writer has no woman and he is jealous.

  125. GravatarPoolgod69
    8:56 pm on December 7th, 2009

    I notice it was all white women. Probably due to that are more willing to satisfy all their Man’s needs. Black women do not do shit but shake their ass a bit and think guys will fall for them. They do look good at the time they are shaking it but then the truth comes out when you get them in bed.

  126. GravatarEnglandPep
    12:07 pm on December 8th, 2009

    Hello people, Woods is 10% african-american by his own admission. That’s not a black man. Also, Erin is not better looking than most of these other women. She could be Brad Pitt with makeup and a wig.

  127. Gravatarparts bmc
    5:12 pm on December 8th, 2009

    All very beautiful sexy women. Dosent Tiger like women of colorf? Apparently there hasn’t been any problem getting photos ofthese women. Is it that easy. Tehn why no pics of them with Tiger?

  128. GravatarAnonymous
    11:35 pm on December 8th, 2009

    Chick needs ass implants, her ass are too flat

  129. Gravatarkitty
    1:48 pm on December 9th, 2009

    Geez! Professional TRAMPS! They look fantastic and I’m sure they make sure that they (and you) don’t get a disease but REALLY, is this what men are all about? Very depressing. No morals or values anywhere on the horizon, including Tiger.

  130. GravatarOKTiger
    2:07 pm on December 9th, 2009

    Not bad but little blondy #2 or was it #3 is the real “smoker” in the group. Face of an angel, body to send you straight to he!!.

  131. GravatarBILLYV
    2:20 pm on December 9th, 2009

    SHOW ME A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN & I,LL SHOW YOU A MAN TIRED OF HAVING SEX WITH HER

  132. GravatarKim
    1:42 pm on December 10th, 2009

    Ok a few things here…
    -Like Elin didn’t know what was going on from the get go???
    -And I am sorry what was she prior to all of this??? An NANNY!!!!
    -What do you expect from a guy who married a NANNY?!?!?
    -Yes I am terribly dissapointed ib Tiger…but he has a problem and needs help.
    -Tiger wouldn’t try this crap with the sista…who yes have a much nicer, tighter, rounder NATURAL booty…First he couldn’t handle a sister and he knows a Sista would not put up with this type of caucasin behavior.
    -What do expect of someone who had a father such as his??? He never exprienced real childhood.
    -What do you expect from a partyboy whose best buds are…A-Rod, Jeter, Charles Barkley. All Playboys and party boys!!!
    -This women is not attractive at all, one eye is slanted, no booty, fake boobs and no meat on her body.
    She is stupid and so was Tiger!

  133. GravatarPlutiety
    1:43 pm on December 10th, 2009

    Gotta aggree with many here, that girl’s booty is as flat as the back side of a snow shovel! I guess Tiger isn’t really black after all; a REAL black man REQUIRES more junk in the trunk than that! LOL
    I mean, from the back she looks like a Gumby doll (I guess Tiger was playing Pokey, eh?) LOL Crackin’ myself up! LOL

  134. GravatarB.I.G.
    2:20 pm on December 10th, 2009

    The media haunts Tiger Wood like he is a disease. If he did not wear protection, he might have a disease. He is a man. He just got caught. Rihgt ladies and gents!

    Believe me, there are many others that has committed infidelities. Infidelity has taken place many of years, decades, centuries. Read yur bible, do some research.

    Now why would a man or woman with simply everything bow to temptation? All of you that elect to do the god forsaken things you do, remember, the devil (satan) is only using to you to have his way. Why not let god use you. Obey his teaching and his word. Tiger ask for forgiveness. Come clean with the two. Your god is a forgiving god! Your wife is a forgiving woman.Try it.

  135. Gravatarcatdaddie711
    2:39 pm on December 11th, 2009

    to me it about money , woman, sex so y did he get marreid? did she know that he had these ladies befor they got married . why did she think that the man was going stop seeing other females
    to me all these ladies even wifey was or in for the money and fame. women r around him all the time and trying get with him. and remenber we r men and we r weak to our female connerpart, so i say to tiger tell these fools what they want to hear and let get on with life .or they will never stop digging in to your life until they knock you toldly down ,ask Mike Tyson

  136. GravatarThe Dude
    8:34 pm on December 11th, 2009

    She does have a flat ass and no shape at all. Looks like a skinny dude’s body. I think any guy that thinks she has a hot body should just come out of the closet.
    She is a .10/12 skank anyone can find a better catch at the local nudie bar.

  137. Gravatarpaul
    9:37 pm on December 11th, 2009

    I don’t agree with what Tiger Woods did and I also don’t think the girls were any less at fault. Tiger should have been thinking with his head not his little h#$@. There has to be some moral compass. ,UnfortunateIy his has been tampered with. Fame Fortune Opportunistic Women all seem to mess with the otherwise good intentions of many good people. The only proper thing to do now is admit his wrong’s pray for forgiveness and try to salvage what can possibly be left of his family. This can really only be accomplished without all the public scrutiny and media attention.

  138. GravatarLived Alot
    11:05 pm on December 11th, 2009

    When a woman is young she believes she can change a man upon marriage. It’s not true. Elin is much more beautiful than any of the many women with whom Tiger chose to fool around. She should take him to the bank and then, maybe then, consider keeping the family in tact. ONLY if she still loves him. Now she has total control. That’s a HOLE IN ONE!

  139. Gravatargoldendemon
    3:05 am on December 13th, 2009

    have to agee with kim comment beautiful women stay to long you wll get tired of her, tigers case they are going to laugh all the way to bank, i hear he has six hole in one. nice going tiger.get ready with your check in hand$$$$$$$, goldendemon.

  140. Gravatargoldendemon
    3:17 am on December 13th, 2009

    like i said before the grass always looks greener on the other side the fence until you realize not so you make your bed you sleep in it. feel bad for the kids look up to him. maybe somebody else will help them thinking like lefty PHIL.M. show boat, but a classy guy.golden demon.

  141. GravatarMR TIGER
    9:43 am on December 13th, 2009

    IS THIS A CHICK OR GUY ?..WEIRD LOOKING BODY,,ANYTHING TO WET YOUR NOODLE HUH??… I KNOW ONE THING SHE/HE PUT A TIGER IN THEIR TANK….

  142. GravatarShannon Kieta
    8:05 am on December 14th, 2009

    All you pig-headed male’s think one way… with your penis’s. But Tiger’s not the only one to blame here. The skank-ass whore’s that are spreading their leg’s to let Tiger in are just as guilty. I’ll tell you, If I were dear Elin, I would shove my fuckin’ foot so far up his ass he’d be chocking on the mother fucker! I hope Elin rake’s his sorry-ass for all he is worth…and leaves him for dead.

  143. GravatarAmy
    10:36 pm on December 17th, 2009

    I really believe like like most animals, humans were not meant to monogamous. If we were, there wouldn’t be so many cheating men and woman people marrying several times, most divorces ending because of infidelity. Tiger’s crime is that he put his wife’s health at risk by having unprotected sex. Since we don’t own each other bodies by marriage then a bit of protected sex doesn’t hurt. Honestly, put up your hand if you never cheated or had two partners going at the same time. JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.

  144. GravatarElke Velez
    3:40 pm on December 18th, 2009

    She has fake boobs, plumped up lips and no butt .Just check her “before” pictures,
    Ohh Tiger, you changed a Rolls Royce for a KIA
    Sad, sad, sad!!!
    You think you can live with yourself after subjecting your lovely wife to this hazardous behavior??

  145. GravatarPam
    9:22 am on December 21st, 2009

    I resent Tiger for one reason: these escapades are bringing out the worst of the female side of the human race. I have tried to raise my girls to be independent, self-respecting gals only to have nip/tucked skanks grab the limelight for the next 6 weeks. Of course, this is what goes on all the time with reality shows on MTV, Bravo and what graces our magazine covers. It appears we all have to go back to being whores to get anywhere or get a degree that comes with a boob job. That’s pretty damn sad.
    On one hand, Tiger is an idiotic brat, caught with this hand in the cookie jar. On the other, I am curious enough to wonder if Tiger is shutting up to see how many of these ridiculous broads will traipse around with their allegations so that he can humiliate them in the end.

  146. Gravatarnancy
    10:05 pm on December 24th, 2009

    Well, good for Tiger. A nice Jewish princess to offset the Swedish one……

  147. Gravatardigbyjazz
    12:39 pm on January 1st, 2010

    hey you without sin!! you know the rest! by the way remember the catholic monks? hundred of years and they did boys too .. and so my friends cast the first stones.glass houses are vulnerable edifices. especially to wayward stones.

  148. GravatarLe Dude
    11:23 pm on January 7th, 2010

    I bet ass-implant-needing Chad also thinks she could use a penis attachment too. Good gawd, she needs nothing else but anti-Chad something or other.

  149. GravatarBigWilly
    9:11 am on January 14th, 2010

    Most of Tiger’s broads aren’t that bad, some are quite nice. My question is this: Why the hell would a world class athlete who travels all over the world and will meet dozens of willing girls in every city he visits saddle himself with a wife? The last thing he needed was a wife! Then he can screw his brains out and everybody thinks he’s a hero. Derek Jeter has remained single all his career. It seems he gets more ass than a toilet seat at Grand Central.
    For what it’s worth, I’d eat her shorts.

  150. Gravatarjoeblow
    1:33 pm on January 24th, 2010

    Tiger is a disgrace to himself and his people…

  151. Gravatartickmeoff
    2:08 am on February 20th, 2010

    U white guys are angry at Tiger because your white gals love them some black meat. That’s Old news! Get over it. Step off Tiger’s fame, all you guys know that those girls were just gold-diggers! Leave his family problems to him and his wife. Just for TMZ, It’s a private matter between them now. Drop It!!

  152. Gravatarsideshow
    9:28 am on February 23rd, 2010

    if you cheat on your wife…would you cheat at golf?
    Bobby Jones wouldn’t have done either. So who reallyis the greatest to play the game.

  153. GravatarKim Clark
    11:36 am on February 23rd, 2010

    What a bunch of low-life whores you guys are! How f—ing DARE do you talk about women like that! You are all whores! I’ve never read such disgusting banter about women! You sure are jealous of us; aren’t you!

  154. Gravatarjabba
    5:59 am on March 30th, 2010

    she looks like an old milf

  155. GravatarIqbal
    1:48 am on April 2nd, 2010

    Real love starts after marriage and gets deeper when they have children,what ever may happen.I realise the feelings of Tiger trrying to ask for forgiveness from his wife.I am sure she loves him even after what he has done to her.Man is weaker than woman.Very few men can control themselves.It was she who lured Tiger and that bi*** did it for money.Tiger,go back to your wife and children and lead a lovely life.I request your wife to forgive you.And beware of sluts as you are a great man.Best of luck.

  156. GravatarAnonymous
    3:11 pm on April 2nd, 2010

    All you guys saying she is a home recking whore, I bet if you would be that girl personally, you would be doing the same exact thing to get those big bucks, who are you shiting.

    the shark

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