Pics: Your SbB Rachel Uchitel “Go Away!” Present

UPDATE (10:05pm PT - From Los Angeles): When will the Tiger infidelity story cease to be interesting? This is the first sign the well may be dry and it’s perhaps time to move on to more substantial subjects. At least until I see something worth bringing to your attention.

Since Tiger Woods has (allegedly) silenced his (alleged) mistress Rachel Uchitel by (allegedly) shaking the infamous (money) tree outside his Isleworth estate, I thought I’d empty my stash of Uchitel snaps.

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(Rachel: Don’t go away mad. Just go away.)

Today Uchitel, who had (allegedly) been shopping her Tiger affair story to all the tabloids, decided to cancel a press conference that was (allegedly) to feature her confession of an extramarital affair with Woods.

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So why do you suppose she canceled the press conference?

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Any ideas?

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Here, let me help you.

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Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

Rachel Uchitel Pics Tiger Woods Affair Mistress Thumb

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