• Victory is mine! WIZZNUTZZ passes along pics of Wizards player and Stewie Griffin lookalike Oleksiy Pecherov clubbing it up in Miami.

• The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE dresses down Oakland A’s outfielder Jeff Fiorentino paying for a party foul by spending a night out in Tokyo wearing a pink kimono.

• ESPN reports that Donnie Walsh’s departure from the Indiana Pacers may mean good news for Larry Bird but bad news for Isiah Thomas.

• THE 700 LEVEL gets a read on the Phillies’ Shane Victorino not being a bookworm.

• STAR PULSE takes a pregnant pause, as Eva Longoria blames her baby rumors on Victoria Beckham.

• DEADSPIN gets fired up, as the Olympic torch relay is certain to be a scorcher.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK gets a plug from Vikings LB Ben Leber.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC sorts out who were the real winners & losers of the first weekend of March Madness.