Someone better spread out some tarp for Scott Spiezio’s new jail cell.

• Jon Stewart, comedic television star & collegiate soccer stud:

• Cubs owner Sam Zell chews on selling naming rights to Wrigley Field.

• The Atlantic City Surf is willing to take a big gamble on Cecil Fielder.

• Tim Tebow is voting for none of the above.

• Billy Wagner gets mad at Michigan players giving it the ol’ college try.

• Sean Salisbury feels “liberated” from the Worldwide Leader.

• Vandy is dandy after vanquishing the #1 Vols.

• What will an 0-40 record as coach get you? Why, a promotion, of course!

• We get a close-up look inside Pedro Martinez.

• SlamBall could be bouncing back as an actual league.