Chris Cooley is getting hitched on Friday. And the Redskins tight end is using his blog to gush & blush about his beautiful bride-to-be.
(Chris pointing to Christy: “Mine!“)
Cooley remembers meeting Christy about three years ago, when the Redskins cheerleader showed up at his house “like she had climbed out of a poster in my high-school bedroom.”
And as it turns out, it wasn’t just a random chance meeting.
(More provocative, possibly-NSFW pics of the future Mrs. Cooley post-jump.)
She confessed that it wasn’t coincidence that brought her to the house and she was prepared. If looks were bait then I was hooked. She dressed to make men panic, but beyond that she was beautiful. Her smile was incredible and she had something terribly contagious in her eyes. Awkward glances and stares filled the room, and before the night ended I knew that I wanted more.
Well, if the football thing doesn’t work for Chris, he’s sure to find work as a Harlequin romance novelist.
The player & cheerleader soon started dating, trying to keep it on the down low from team management. Unfortunately, a picture of the happy couple found its way to the Redskins offices, and Christy found herself out of a $75-a-game gig. But as Chris pointed out, “at least the sneaking around was over.”
Nine months ago, Chris popped the question. Tomorrow night, the DC sports community will welcome a new happy couple joined together in holy wedlock. And nobody better try to talk him out of it:
While I can’t wait to put the ring on I’ve had some resoundingly bad conversations over the last couple of months. Golf may have an uncountable list of ethics, though bothering a complete stranger about getting married is not one of them. First of all I’m excited for the big day, so please don’t feel sorry for me because marriage sucks for you. No I’m not nervous, I don’t want any marriage advice, and yes Christy’s mom is still hot.
There, that should put everyone’s fears to rest.
Anyway, good luck to those two lovebirds. And make sure Dan Snyder gets a good seat at the reception - preferably next to the bathroom.
8:10 pm on May 22nd, 2008
This story does not mention that Cooley came to DC with a wife and two kids. Once here, he started banging two different Skins cheerleaders (and not this one) while the Mrs stayed at home and watched the kids. He quickly dumped those three anchors. Nice guy.
Now it is a challange not to go out anywhere in Northern Virginia on any night and not see this bum hammered out of his mind. But its DC and he’s a Redskin so he gets a pass.
11:32 pm on May 22nd, 2008
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/06/AR2006010602033_pf.html
Read the above article, the divorce was amicable and he doesn’t have two kids.
9:35 am on May 23rd, 2008
Cooley didn’t have kids previously. He was banging Christie and Frankie at the same time… never met Christie but Frankie is a friend of mine and one VERY sweet person. Both are hot, and marriage based on looks will eventually lead to divorce, but personality-wise I hope Christie is something CLOSE to Frankie !!
Cooley really did Frankie wrong in all the lies he told her….. and from what I’ve heard from a couple of Christie’s former cheerleader teammates who are now Season Ticket Sales people, she is a gold digger and FAKE as Shhhhh……
BETTER GET A PRENUP CHRIS !!! Plus… who marries a chick who shows up at his house to get some D??? I mean, tappin it is one thing, but going all the way with a trick like that?!?!? WOW!