â€¢ TROJAN WIRE gets a leg up on the world’s luckiest trainer:
â€¢ GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES wants to know what’s in it for them, as they sign up for incentive-based sports contracts.
â€¢ JEN’S FREE THROWS is all wet, as Greg Oden hits the pool for his rehab.
â€¢ SONS OF SAM MALONE checks the calendar, as FOX SPORTS forgets that 2004 ever happened:
â€¢ SPORTS MEDIA WATCH knows it will be a scary Halloween, as ESPN’s NBA analysts for that night are scheduled to be Stuart Scott, Stephen A. Smith and Bill Walton.
â€¢ YOU BEEN BLINDED showcases Serena “Sugar Fly” Williams.
â€¢ STORMING THE FLOOR takes a big look at the little guys, as they preview the mid-majors:
â€¢ EPIC CARNIVAL misses their assignment, as Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez will block for you when he wants to.
â€¢ If Joe Torre needs employment, the minor league Brockton Rox are happy to oblige.
â€¢ CAJUN BOY IN THE CITY doesn’t recall comparing LSU coach Les Miles to Ronald Reagan:
â€¢ ICE NETWORK isn’t lying through their teeth when they say they have an interview with Nancy Kerrigan.
â€¢ Eva’s marriage to the Spurs’ MVP may be for keeps, as EXPO SAY learns that the “Desperate Housewives” star will now go by Eva Longoria Parker.