HG of YOU BEEN BLINDED introduces us to the latest celebrity athlete’s ill-advised, pimped-out rig:

That’s Shaq arriving at the Suns-C’s game last night. Announcer Mark Jones noted during the game telecast that apparently The Big Deserter’s rig was pressed into service after a previous, rather hefty vehicle-related transaction with teammate Amare Stoudemire.

HG: “During halftime of the Boston Celtics-Phoenix Suns game, Mark Jones said that Shaquille O’Neal had sold his Lamborghini to Amare Stoudemire. That could explain Shaq’s truck, but probably not. Shaq downgraded from Lauren London to Mo’Nique.. The divorce proceedings must be taking a toll on Shaq’s pockets, or he saw a sucker when he unloaded the Lambo on Amare. Or more likely, a little of both. Yeah, a little of bot.”

We’re not that familiar with either lady, but after seeing this comparison, we get HG’s point.