• THE FIGHTINS’ find the Phillies cornering the market on dating ex-Survivor contestants. The latest coupling: Kyle Kendrick & Stephenie LaGrossa.

• HOME RUN DERBY spots dinosaurs running amok at U.S. Cellular Field, and they don’t mean Ken Griffey Jr.

• DEADSPIN swears that ESPN should stay away from doing live TV commercials.

• Dan Steinberg’s BEIJING SPORTS SMOG has the poop on the strange recycling rules in the Olympic media restrooms.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS can’t wait to get his new Brett Favre Jets jersey, which went officially on sale immediately after the trade was announced.

• Brock Lesnar is headlining this weekend’s UFC PPV? BLOG OF HILARITY would rather watch kangaroos boxing.

• COMEDY.COM takes a shot at exposing this untrained shot putter.

• Now that he’s no longer at Michigan, WNDU-TV in South Bend hears Lloyd Carr singing the praises of Notre Dame football.