PHILLIES PHANS HAVE PHUN WITH UNPHORTUNATE PHACT: What do you do when your favorite team, who’s been stumbling for decades, is about to hit the 10,000-loss mark? Start a website, of course!

FAILURE MAGAZINE spotlights Celebrate10000.com, a site recognizing the Philadelphia Phillies’ march (or is that Mauch?) toward infamy.

But the site claims it’s not about the losing: “It’s about celebrating the Phans. We’re the ones who suffer the most. Let’s celebrate each other because without each other we would be watching the games alone, high fiving the wall.”

As of Monday morning, the epic count stands at 9,995 all-time defeats - only about two series sweeps away from the monumental milestone.

It’s doubtful that Jerry Lewis will show up when this big board hits the big 1-0-0-0-0…unless it involves a trip to Pat’s for a big ol’ cheesesteak afterwards.