Maybe they’ve technically been playing baseball there for a month, but Citi Field finally opened officially last night. Remember, it’s not officially Spring until the first Phillies fan gets knocked out with an overhand right.
This is the second one-punch knockout we’ve featured this week, which just goes to show you the Northeast has cornered the market on boozing meatheads. And there’s something in this video for you even if you’re not a fan of either team: the two fanbases are slowly removing themselves from the gene pool, drunken brawl by drunken brawl.
Video (with NSFW language) after the jump.
It’s hard to tell what happens, since NASA still can’t invent a decent cell phone camera. But in the midst of a verbal argument, an uninvolved Mets fan slaps the helmet off the head of the Phillies fan. He then promptly hides behind his enormous friend, which makes me think that he trained at the same dojo I did.
Phillies fan, after a few beers that made him think it might be a good idea to start a beef surrounded by 40,000 mortal enemies, goes around the big dude to have a polite yet impassioned discussion on the merits of Chan Ho Park vs. Jon Niese as the fifth starter.
Mets fan answers with his fist, the force of which must have sent off a shockwave that made the cameraman unable to keep his phone trained on the fight. but from the sounds of things, Phillies fan isn’t getting up.
The smell of cut grass, the crack of the bat, and the blood of NL east rivals flowing through the streets. It’s baseball season!
12:42 pm on May 8th, 2009
why are you guys even glorifying these losers? Do you not have anything else to post. I am not coming back to this site anymore. It has become a gossip/dork fight platform. I have an idea how about reporting on sports!!!!
12:48 pm on May 8th, 2009
Chill out dude, I realize you were probably beaten severely numerous times…but it's ok to come out of your mothers basement once in awhile!
12:49 pm on May 8th, 2009
I wish someone would have beaten up the camera guy… what a wussy voice
12:52 pm on May 8th, 2009
Somebody better send for the whaaaaaaaambulance for poor li'l chadwick.
1:18 pm on May 8th, 2009
Hey Brooks, you guys have to do a better job of getting video if your going to write a headline like that!! You can't see anything. It looked like a sissy punch anyway.
1:35 pm on May 8th, 2009
screw the damn fighting, what has happened to brooks? he gay, married, arrested, kidnapped…. where are the new SbB girls photos!
1:36 pm on May 8th, 2009
Must be nice to be so tuff!!! don't be mad. I know your anger come from being a Chicago fan for so long. I am actually a grown a$% man that can handle myself, and actually have never been KO'ed . Keep hiding behind #54. Your as big as loser as the dorks in the video, and the team that you follow. Stay cool mid west DORK!!
2:26 pm on May 8th, 2009
That's bullshit. Asshole Met fans taunted the kid and then one sucker punched him. The kid never even raised his arm. That's assault, brother.
2:53 pm on May 8th, 2009
Typical, all-talk, pussy Philly fan.
3:14 pm on May 8th, 2009
Brooks your an idiot….after the Angels fan dies you glorify these tards. You need to get your butt knocked the eff out then see if you want it played on a douchey website
3:57 pm on May 8th, 2009
I just find it hard to believe there are actually non- Puerto Rican mets fans.
4:15 pm on May 8th, 2009
Deacon is the man.
4:36 pm on May 8th, 2009
Typical Northeast Fan Base. Bunch of loudmouth obnoxious miserable jerks. Baseball is becoming just like football and basketball. A thug sport…..
7:24 pm on May 8th, 2009
typical f***** mets fans. pick on the skinny kid after the game. the dude won the sucker-punch olympics but will be a loser in life.
9:32 pm on May 8th, 2009
Typical behavior from pussy-ass wanna be f***** thugs. Try f***ing with ppl that can defend themselves.
12:16 pm on May 9th, 2009
You are SO white trash posting this crap. Get a life.
4:17 pm on May 9th, 2009
Sucker punching a small guy while hiding behind you big friend, real tough
9:55 pm on May 9th, 2009
how do philly fans spell relief STU-PID
2:58 pm on May 10th, 2009
Could you stop saying 'after the jump"? It's getting old.
10:13 pm on May 28th, 2009
world champions……WORLD F***** CHAMPIONS!!!!!!! choke again all you muts fans