Philadelphia 76ers Like Porn Stars With Big Jugs

Here’s some screen caps that were emailed to me a while back. They’re from the waning moments of Orlando’s 106-100 win over the Sixers at the Wachovia (What the hell is it now?) Center on Feb. 28.

Mary Carey Sixers

Yeah, it was a tough night for 76er Theo Ratliff that evening (0 points), but at least he was heartened by a possible postgame rendezvous at Bookbinders down on Walnut?

Mary Carey Sixers

Or was that a late check-in at the PHL Airport Sheraton?

I haven’t posted the screen grabs until now, as I was searching out the possible identity of the large-lunged lovely who caught Ratliff’s attention.

Her identity and more pics after the jump.

(Click on the pics for larger versions.)

Mary Carey

The *lady* in question? Sex-for-money starlet Mary Carey. While I think a Ratliff-Carey coupling would be fantastical, it appears that the object of her hoops desire is injured Sixer Jason Smith. But with Smith out for the season with a knee, maybe she’s looking to trade up. Personally, I’ve got my money on Samuel Dalembert.

Mary Carey

Mary Carey

Mary Carey Sixers

Mary Carey Sixers

Mary Carey Sixers

8 comments

  1. Gravatarbrady bunch
    4:38 pm on March 9th, 2009

    Outstanding trim! Where do I get in line?

  2. Gravatarjason
    5:16 pm on March 9th, 2009

    But would Mary Carey call Jason Smith "immature", like Sophia Rossi & Pat Burrell?

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/porn-star-says-mlber-burrell-was-immature-22645

  3. GravatarUncle Kracka
    5:19 pm on March 9th, 2009

    I believe you mean "former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey".

  4. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    5:45 pm on March 9th, 2009

    Is she related to Drew Carey?

  5. GravatarBill Fitch
    7:47 pm on March 9th, 2009

    I believe Ms. Carey is from Cleveland, so she's obviously a fan of Boobie…….Gibson

  6. Gravatarpbrown
    7:49 pm on March 9th, 2009

    "Is she related to Drew Carey?"

    Same cup size.

  7. Gravatarbigryde
    5:28 am on March 10th, 2009

    What woman isn't a sex for money scarlet?

  8. Gravatarlarrym
    5:55 pm on November 3rd, 2009

    yeah baby!

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