Three weeks ago Michael Phelps appeared on Regis & Kelly to do the only thing he does these days, flog dishwashers and motor oil.
(Should we also believe Phelps doesn’t know Paparazzi’s supposed (im)plant?)
During the interview, Phelps said that the paparazzi had recently planted a monster-boobed Asian woman next to him at the airport because she looked like his Asian topless model girlfriend, Caz Pal.
(Ladies: Wanna attract socially-crippled Olympians? Back tattoo is the ticket!)
But while describing the scenario, Phelps told Kelly Ripa that he didn’t have a girlfriend. In other words, he’d split from Pal.
All I can say is I’m glad polygraph isn’t part of Olympic testing procedures.
Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL reports today:
Olympic swimming ace Michael Phelps, drawing a crowd Monday while playing poker with some big boys at the Palms. He showed up at Lavo (Palazzo) Tuesday with girlfriend Carolynn “Caz” Pal, the Moon cocktail server. Earlier this month, Phelps told Kelly Ripa on “Regis & Kelly” that he was “single” when she asked whether he was dating.
Classy. What’s the odds that Phelps’ handlers told him to cool it with Pal in public because it was jeopardizing his big upcoming endorsement deal with Sanka?
I’m starting to wonder if Phelps isn’t a ticking time bomb, and that something about him is going to blow up before he makes it to the next Olympics. And no, I’m not talking about Pal’s breast implants.
2:07 pm on December 31st, 2008
That does it. I'm boycotting Frosted Flakes now.
2:08 pm on December 31st, 2008
He's racist!
2:10 pm on December 31st, 2008
Are we sure someone didn't just plant Pal next to Phelps at the poker tables?
2:16 pm on December 31st, 2008
Maybe she's not a girlfriend - just a mistress.
2:22 pm on December 31st, 2008
Of all the cocktail waitresses in Vegas, and Phelps went with this one?
2:37 pm on December 31st, 2008
After long & careful examination - especially around the boobs - I can declare that Caz Pal & that woman at the airport don't look anything alike.
2:44 pm on December 31st, 2008
I thought we wouldn't have to hear about Olympic athletes for another 4 years.
2:53 pm on December 31st, 2008
Sanka is still around?
2:59 pm on December 31st, 2008
That Phelps is one goofy looking mo-fo
3:10 pm on December 31st, 2008
Michael Phelps is mysterious like that.
3:42 pm on December 31st, 2008
He probably just told Kelly Ripa that so he could get in her pants. I'm sure if Erin Andrews asks him he'll tell her he's single, too. But if Dana Jacobson asks, he'll say he's very happily engaged to Caz.
9:03 am on January 1st, 2009
What's wrong with you? If he says he's single, he's single. He probably bangs her from time to time, but since when does that make one your girlfriend/boyfriend? Anyway, let it go already. He can do whatever he wants.