• Michael Phelps - from marijuana smoker to motivational speaker. Maybe he can motivate himself not to skip the 2012 Olympics.

• And Mike should have a talk with Terry Glenn, the ex-Dallas Cowboy who was taken in for wandering high & naked through the halls of a hotel.

• As if sports agents weren’t sleazy enough, now they’re getting caught collecting child porn.

• LeBron James doubles his pleasure & triples his fun by going off in a 52-point performance at MSG Wednesday night.

• Sandy Koufax is one of many sports figures swindled by Bernie Madoff.

• NFL players aren’t very charitable toward their football forefathers.

• Ex-sportscaster & VP candidate Sarah Palin admits that she named her daughter Bristol after ESPN’s base of operations.

• PGA player Ryan Moore doesn’t need your stinking sponsorships.

• And the winner of today’s Jeff Reed Penguins caption contest is…

BPR, with this comedic comment: Who knew that Dice Clay was a Pittsburgh fan?  Hickory dickory dock, this haircut sucks …

Thanks for playing. One more contest comes skating your way tomorrow.