Andy Pettitte, Paul LoDuca and Eric Gagne bailed out MSM outlets looking for copy fill today, as all three addressed the media over issues initially wrought by the Mitchell Report.

Of course, that fill reminded us of something you might find stamped into the side of a hill, with vents coming out.

Pettitte owned up to his HGH use, but refused to answer anything related to Roger Clemens. LoDuca and Gagne apologized to someone for something.

In other words, a typical day for Major League Baseball. Now we can get back to the important stuff. Like who’s wearing what socks.