The Packers Bikini Girls world tour continued at WTMJ-AM in Milwaukee on Thursday, and we may have finally nailed down the reason why we probably won’t be seeing them in MAXIM.

(OK, we lied)

Excerpt from the WTMJ website, which might have been written by an intern: “Maxim Magazine has contacted three women who, for portions of Packers games they’ve attended, worn nothing but their bikinis on their bodies. The girls, Jen and Ashley and their cousin Liz who are all students at UWM, are considering their offer, but they’ve stated that they won’t wear less than the homemade gold bikinis with Packers logos on them.”

We’re guessing that probably wasn’t enough for the gang at Maxim, which was likely to slather them in Osi Umenyiora Doo Doo Butter™ before strapping ‘em to the nearest Mark Chmura game-used, NFL LICENSED thong-equipped microkinis.