Pap’s Smear: Bosox Reliever All About Skidmarks

Recent installment of Jonathan Papelbon’s weekly video visit on Comcast Sportsnet.

*Highlight* at 4:11: “My underwear is really raunchy and dirty and stinky. I got skidmarks everywhere on that.
I really hope Papelbon’s career in baseball doesn’t take off. If he all of a sudden pitched well enough to land a bunch of national endorsements (no, this doesn’t count), I’m certain we would no longer hear this kind of candid, insightful commentary.On second thought, I hope he never blows a save again.