• Florida Panthers exec Uri Man shows what kind of man he his by hitting on Fox News anchor Ainsley Earhardt during an on-air interview.

• Bud Selig softening on Pete Rose Hall of Fame ban? Don’t bet on it.

• Ladies & gentlemen, your 2009-10 Sacramento Kings Dance Team!

• And the Jeremy Mayfield meth mess goes on: NASCAR says they have witnesses that saw him do the drug.

• Just because “Zorn” rhymes with “porn”, that doesn’t mean the Redskins coach has ever wanted to seen any.

• ESPN finally discusses the Ben Roethlisberger sex assault allegations - if ever so slightly short.

• Penn State tops the Princeton Review’s party school list. Because Joe Paterno is such a rabid party animal.

• Is shooting someone in the head really a proper way to enforce bike riding safety?

• It won’t be long before pro sports leagues terminate players’ Tweeting.

• Michael Phelps loses at world championships. Coach complains FINA better do something soon about the swimsuits, or “they’re going to lose their guy who fills these seats.”