â€¢ In the most horrible of MLB hazings, the Padres’ rookies get dressed up as Hooters Girls. Isn’t playing for San Diego embarrassing enough already?
*Editor’s note: We’re sorry for sharing such a terrifying image. Please enjoy the following photo as a token of our sincerest apologies:
â€¢ Ron Artest says Josh Howard’s stunning comments about the Star-Spangled Banner are an indictment of America’s education system.
â€¢ What do you do when your team sucks & no one’s coming out to the games? If you’re the Washington Nationals, you cut payroll by $20 million.
â€¢ Staying in the District, Agent Zero will be out of action until December, as Gilbert Arenas needs knee surgery again.
â€¢ No Tiger at the Ryder? No problem, as long as Boo Weekley is around to cause chuckles around the course.
â€¢ Matt Cassel maintains the proud tradition of pretty Patriots QBs.
â€¢ Actual Notre Dame headline from Rivals.com: “Video: Close shave for Kuntz“. Since when did the Irish relocate to the San Fernando Valley?
â€¢ Don’t be bummed about your benching, Tarvaris Jackson - Mama’s still got your back.
â€¢ Mets shortstop Jose Reyes has apparently been getting around in a Bentley - model Bentley Matthews, that is.
â€¢ A 300-lb high school football player says he was abducted at gunpoint and taken on a 200-mile drive. This guy wouldn’t also be claiming a commitment to Cal, would he?