According to Las Vegas police, Adam “Pacman” Jones paid $15,000 to the man that has been arrested for firing the shot that paralyzed an employee of the strip club now famous for allowing Jones to seed the clouds inside with money and then making it rain. Jones’ lawyer make it clear: “…if (Jones) didn’t pay the money then this guy would come after him.”
Hey, Adam. Very, very seriously. If you’re reading this, click here. It’s a New Zealand tourism Web site. Look it over. Find a package that works for you. Explore the island nation and find the place that feels the least like home to you, the most desolate and lonely corner of that beautiful nation.
Then call the movers and have them ship your belongings over. It’s time.
Just leave it all behind. There’s nothing good left for you in these United States. It’s okay; it happens sometimes. No shame. Just head to New Zealand, find a place where no one can get in your head with idiotic ideas, and take some time to find the real you. Learn sheep husbandry. Make wool sweaters. Pump your own water.
We’re not trying to get rid of you. Hell, Adam, we’re trying to keep you on this planet. We’ll even come visit after a few years if you want. You can give us the Hobbit tour. We’ll bring DVDs of any shows you’ve missed while you were isolated. How’s that sound, Adam? Doesn’t that sound like a wise plan?
No, huh? Okay. No, no. That’s fine. No, we understand. So… see you back here in a week or so, then? Alright. Be safe.
7:41 pm on April 22nd, 2008
He’d come after him? Holy horsecrap Batman. Give me a break Pacman Fever. Does anybody believe that Pacman wasn’t paying the guy off for doing his dirty work? There is no way any NFL player in his right mind would be scared of a lowlife like this. NFL players surround themselves with what appears to be a Fatboys tribute band at all times.
7:52 pm on April 22nd, 2008
I think it is highly possible Adam isn’t half the badass he’d like everyone to believe. I don’t know that it’s true, but I think it’s possible.
9:03 pm on April 22nd, 2008
I just cringe at the thought of an NFL player being that big of a pussy. Aren’t these the modern day gladiators that put their life on the line weekly?
If you are to be believed Tuffy, then I am to think that NFL players might just be coddled millionaires who talk tough but are pretty much all talk? Hmmmmm…. I think you might be on to something.
I think your typical professional athlete is a major league sissy. Have you ever seen NBA players fight? I’ve never seen such a girly slapfest in my life as some NBA fights, and I teach elementary school. I’ve seen my share of sissy fights, but nothing compares to Kobe slapping a grown man. NOTHING.