Pacman Jones To Appear On TNA Wrestling Show Tonight

PACMAN AND BECKS MUST HAVE SAME CONTRACT CLAUSE: Everyone’s favorite 11-time loser, Pacman Jones, will be seen tonight on something called “Total Nonstop Action Wrestling’s ‘Impact’“. The show airs on Spike TV (you needed to ask?) at 9:00pm ET but Pacman will not wrestle due to contract restrictions (we’re starting to wonder if Beckham has the same contract clause).

Pacman Jones

Jones’ on-point promotion of the appearance on ESPN2’s “First Take” this morning made us think he might be auditioning to be a member of Michael Vick’s defense team: “Everyone keeps saying I’ve been arrested six times. I haven’t been arrested six times. I’ve been arrested twice. I’ve been accused and people have put warrants out on me numerous other times, but as of today I’m on no probation, I haven’t been charged with anything.

Amazing, that kooky thing called coincidence!