• FAN IQ is shocked (shocked!) to learn that model citizen Pacman Jones has run afoul of the law for car violations:
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• ARMCHAIR GM tallies a 5-7-5 record in previewing the NFC North by haiku.
• Tipped by SbBer Mark, THE SUN offers the real Wimbledon women’s finals you really want to see:
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• Take some notes, Oliver Platt: THE SPORTS HERNIA can’t curb it’s enthusiasm over Larry David’s performances as George Steinbrenner.
• PART MULE can’t defend itself against the terror of the Chinese Water Cube Torture:
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• THIS IS LONDON has the gala premiere of David Beckham officially debuting the new duds for the LA Galaxy. Too bad they were leaked out a week earlier.
• When he’s not impregnating models or hiring non-union plumbers, Tom Brady is directing goofy sports films:
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• BLOWN COVERAGE discovers what a Mickey Mouse operation the Orlando Magic is in giving Rashard Lewis a $110 million deal.
• MY SIDE OF THE PUDDLE tells the strange dream of a kid getting a visit from the Carson Palmer Tooth Fairy:
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• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME introduces the Soccerooligans.
