Pablo Toozak has been a Raiders fan since 197…

Pablo Toozak has been a Raiders fan since 1978. Like most of the costumed, cartoon characters at Raider home games, Toozak gets decked to the hilt in black and silver. Toozak broke down for ESPN.com the costs of outfitting Raider Fan:

Shoulder pads = $120 Raiders jersey = $80 Black boots with Raiders logos on them= $50 Raiders ax with skeletons and bones= $30 Black and silver camouflage pants = $20 Four skeletons on shoulder at $4 a piece = $16 Black face paint (one bottle per season) $10 Silver face paint (one bottle per season) $10 Uh, what about the bail money?

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