OU Sooner Deflates His Dirigible Indiscriminately

Michael Kimball and Jake Trotter of the DAILY OKLAHOMAN report this morning:

Austin Cox Mugshot

Police arrested University of Oklahoma football player Austin Box over the weekend in Bricktown after an officer saw him urinating on bar stools, according to a police report.

An officer saw Box, a junior linebacker, standing below the entrance to Skky Bar on Mickey Mantle Drive about 2 a.m. Saturday, the report states. Box walked to a corner on a balcony near the entrance and urinated, police said.

Box told police he had been kicked out of the bar and “had to go,” according to the report.

This isn’t the first time Mr. Box has publicly expressed a distressed bladder.

Norman police in March on a complaint of outraging public decency when he was spotted urinating outside a restaurant.

Keeping linebacker Cox in the box last season didn’t help the Sooners stop the running game, so not too sure what Bob Stoops can do to stem the tide in this instance.