• JOE SPORTS FAN sees the Colorado Rockies’ miracle run ending the only way it can - with a crappy movie starring Drew Barrymore:
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• Stay out of granny’s drawers! Headline flashed in the HARTFORD COURANT: “Panty Raid Wins Spinster Stakes”
• TENNIS SERVED FRESH wants to know if court comedian Nole Djokovic should go with a goatee or no?
• USA TODAY neighs the news of Oprah Winfrey devoting a show to a racing horse named after her:
• GODS OF THE GRIDIRON offers their help in overhauling the Nebraska football staff.
• The WASHINGTON POST is seeing red and feeling blue over Beijing’s claims of hosting a “green” Olympics.
• THE BIG LEAD tries to explain why someone would vote Arizona State as #1:
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• The TORONTO GLOBE & MAIL reveals how the Maple Leafs can be their own worst enemy.
• NATION OF ISLAM SPORTSBLOG thinks a month of fasting would be good for the NFL.







