• You must be this cute to sing in the Olympic opening ceremonies, or else someone else will visualize your vocals to the viewing public:

• Meanwhile, officials are having to “ask” “volunteers” to fill the seats at the more sparsely-populated venues.

• The Chinese know him as “Betrayal Skull Dude”. You know him better as Carlos Boozer.

• Stuart Scott struts his karaoke stuff. Can I get a witness!

• Kenny Chesney loves football as much as he loves helping players disrobe before hitting the showers.

• A Western Kentucky women’s b-baller was caught using counterfeit money. So much for paying tuition this year.

• Rick Astley narrowly misses out on the chance to provide 4th quarter entertainment for NC State Wolfpack football fans.

• Manny Ramirez couldn’t just hold it for one more inning, could he?

• Mike Gundy - He’s a man! He’s (no longer) 40!

• The most dangerous sport for young girls to participate in is cheerleading. That’s what happens when you B-E aggressive, be aggressive!