One Girl, Two Cups: The Putting Bra Has Arrived

From the people who gave us dolphin slaughter and the hay fever hat, here’s the latest invention from Japan: A bra that can be unfolded and used as a putting green. Finally, a way for you ladies to work on your short game when you can’t get out to the course. (May also be used by John Daly).

Golf bra

Seriously Japan, when will you stop dreaming up the wacky crap? I’m beginning to think it’s all a cover so we won’t notice you revising your history textbooks. Anyway, the Japanese lingerie company Triumph is responsible for “Nice Cup in a Bra,” which has an electronic twist (natch) that you might not expect.

Video following the jump.

When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory “Nice shot!”.

The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil.

You’re probably hard at work on your own joke about the preceding paragraph, so I’ll leave you to it.

(Also available in Phil Mickelson model).