Could A Spork Be O.J.’s Next Murder Weapon?

Times are tough for O.J. Simpson. So much so that’s he’s begging for work. Why, the Juice is even willing to take such lowly jobs as an Apprentice.

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The NEW YORK POST cuts right to the chase, as O.J. is trying to squeeze into a spot on NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice”. Simpson apparently went straight for the jugular, asking Donald Trump himself if he can compete on the highly-watched show.

But the producers are taking small, quiet steps around the issue:

“Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” our source said. “There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

C’mon, people, this is Reality TV. This is Donald Trump, the guy who wanted to trademark the phrase “You’re Fired!”. What the hell are moral scruples around here?

We all know that having O.J. on the show will make a fantastic killing in the ratings.