• FOOD COURT LUNCH steps up with O.J. Simpson imploring you to “Show them your heels“.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC discovers St. Joseph’s nixing Nike, as the Hawks’ small-business uniform supplier suits them just fine.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK learns that David Garrard thinks he’s better than Tony Romo.

• THE DAILY MAIL snaps a shot of the cab-stealing, tennis-dealing John McEnroe looking fine at 49.

Must be all that All-Bran.

• DIGITAL FUNTOWN has their take on PTI’s special March Madness edition.

• And if you can’t stand the Madness, BUSTED COVERAGE offers some alternative TV programming.

• PART MULE compares Billy Packer to Yoda.

• Christine Brennan of USA TODAY suggests the Men’s & Women’s Final Four should shack up at the same site.

• It figures that ESPN.com’s Jemele Hill would also claim that LeBron’s Vogue cover is racist.