• The LOS ANGELES TIMES’ ALL THINGS TROJAN learns that if O.J. Mayo does leave early, it could cost Tim Floyd & USC some scholarships.

• Jorge Sedano of Miami’s 790 THE TICKET believes the Big Cactus to be a Big Fraud.

• DEADSPIN motor overs news that one lucky Reds fan will win a new truck - if an impossible home run hits it. But then the vehicle would be dented, and who wants a dented truck?

• Darren Rovell’s Minor League Baseball Logo Contest has erupted in controversy. The Quad Cities River Bandits accuse their honorable opponents the Clinton LumberKings of juicing up their logo.

In a Clemens-esque response, Louie the LumberKing vehemently denies the charges.

• The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that basketball coach Ben Braun has been fired by California. Could this mean that Steve Lavin will be returning to a West Coast sideline?

• After attending Cosmo’s “Fun Fearless Males” luncheon, PEGASUS NEWS reports that Tony Romo will be appearing an event more worthwhile - as guest speaker at a benefit for prostate cancer.

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES bids a fond farewell to Chris Webber.

• ALL BALLS gets grooving with their choices of the 10 hottest NBA dance team videos.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE is hoping to find the near-impossible - the World’s Biggest Pittsburgh Pirates Fan. We’re not sure if they mean by height or volume.