Red Star Fans: The Gift That Keeps Giving (Video)

Last Friday, we brought you the story of Red Star Belgrade’s historically unruly fans and their unappreciated attempts to, ahem, “redecorate” a restaurant in Prague’s medieval district, an act of charity that was met with a hilarious 150 arrests.

Red Star Fans
(My god, it’s the elusive Baltic Shave-Headed Moose-Reporter! We thought he was extinct!)

But the Red Star fans have a softer side, you see, and they don’t have to break everything in sight just to have a good time. Heck, all you have to do is put an unsuspecting reporter in front of them and the fun is one. Watch below.

(Via 101 GREAT GOALS, despite the fact that no goals are in fact scored in this video.)

First of all, our sincerest apologies to our red state readers who have to see a language other than English being spoken. Rest assured, your America-first sensibilities are at the forefront of our concerns and we’ll take all care to limit your exposure to the rest of the world.

Now that that’s out of the way, well met, Red Star fans.

We’re particular fans of the head-rub and the nipple play, and we admire the quick thinking of the fan who noticed the sunglasses in his own hands and thought, “you know what? I think the reporter needs these” and put them on poor Rossi’s head.

But as for Pose Next To Reporter Like It’s A Photo guy, what are you doing, man? You can’t run with the same schtick for over a minute. Always have to give the audience something new. Always. First the pose, then you switch into the Air Hump. Got to get your game right when the cameras are rolling.