Official: World’s Most Expensive Friend Request

Snoop Dogg had a well-measured suggestion to billionaire Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter today:

Snoop Dogg asks Zuckerberg to buy a sports team with him

Fabulous idea!

Jose Canseco reports he's homeless

Especially since I just so happen to know a certain someone who’d be a perfect first hire.

On second thought, sorry Jose. Mr. Zuckerberg is obviously way too liquid for Bud Selig’s taste.