Octogenarian Lionel Carter Baseball Card Collection Reportedly Will Fetch Millions All Thanks To Burglar

OLDSTER TO MAKE A MINT THANKS TO COMMON CRIMINAL: The DAILY NORTHWESTERN reports 89-year-old Lionel Carter recently decided to sell his baseball card collection, which features mint condition turn-of-the-century collectibles, after his home was burglarized.

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Fearing that the criminals would return, Carter has put up his life’s hobby for auction - and is expected to reap $3M.

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So at least one octogenerian knows when to call it quits.