Call the moving vans - So long, Sean Sutton; Hello, Tom Crean!

• Barack Obama promises to bring a basketball court to the White House.

Makes sense, since the bowling alley will be of no use.

• One would-be robber learns not to mess with Norwegian bingo players.

• Speedo swimsuits may be giving its Olympic wearers an unfair advantage.

• The Lopez Twins are saying sayonara to Stanford for the greener pastures of the NBA.

• A Little League official was arrested for underage sex shenanigans - again.

• Shaq’s new gal pal: Better or worse than his ex-wife?

• Unlike the rest of his Yankee teammates, Derek Jeter will be introduced by the “voice of God” this season.

• Babe Ruth’s granddaughter wants Major League Baseball to permanently retire her granddad’s number 3.

• An amazing sight to behold - the Royals & Rays sitting in first place.

• Bill Plaschke keeps on fighting for dying newsprint.