Comments on: Obama Pays $1M To Keep Jeanne Zelasko Off Air

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:50:48 +0000

But will Barack Obama approve of this message?

Man U-SA — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:46:08 +0000

But if McCain did the same thing, right-wing pundits would be admiring him for connecting himself with America's pastime.

Gene Rayburn's microphone — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:36:27 +0000

This election is over. Save the airtime for the victory Parade Barack!

Dan Anderson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:31:37 +0000

Obama trying to buy more votes? He sounds desperate.

Dirty Waterboy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:30:35 +0000

A later start hopefully means the kids will be put to bed before they have to hear anything from Tim McCarver.

Bronx Bomber Bombed — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:24:07 +0000

Will Obama still be cheering for the Phillies, even though the game's in St. Petersburg (or maybe Boston)?

Plaxico Rent-A-Car — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:16:48 +0000

If Fox wants to be fair, they'll arrange for Sarah Palin to throw out Game Six's first pitch.

And Philly fans will get another chance to boo her. It's a win-win!

Wes Welker Wuvs You — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:09:10 +0000

McCain's rebuttal will be available on long-playing phonograph. 33 rpm, of course - 45 was a bit too fast.

Nick N. — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:06:38 +0000

In response, Fox News will be airing a 24-hour McCain-A-Thon the very same night.