NYPD Searches For Free Agent To Fill Out Lineup

New York TV outlet NY1 aired a recent report that included this police sketch of a sexual assault suspect:

Sexual Assault Suspect Wearing Yankees Hat

The description of the suspect includes a “green hat.

From that we can draw one or more of the following conclusions:

1) The report was incorrect
2) Mo Rivera doesn’t mind pitching inside
3) Police sketch artist next seen at Citi Field willcall
4) This blogger runs NY1’s chiron