NYPD Searches For Free Agent To Fill Out Lineup

UPDATE: The blog Cantstopthebleeding.com had this last week and also referenced Rivera. Didn’t see their post, but here it is.

New York TV outlet NY1 aired a recent report that included this police sketch of a sexual assault suspect:

Sexual Assault Suspect Wearing Yankees Hat

The description of the suspect includes a “green hat.

From that we can draw one or more of the following conclusions:

1) The report was incorrect
2) Mo Rivera doesn’t mind pitching inside
3) Police sketch artist next seen at Citi Field willcall
4) This blogger runs NY1’s chiron

6 comments

  1. GravatarDavid C
    12:31 pm on March 22nd, 2010

    From what we can draw from real ife, re: facts. Mo Rivera is 6′2″, 185, would NEVER wear a NYY cap of ANY color outside is home, much less a green cap, and you Brooks need better material. This is Banya material

  2. GravatarDr. van Nostrand
    12:47 pm on March 22nd, 2010

    LOL, Kenny Bania.

    I hear Brooks loves the soup at Mendy’s too.

  3. Gravatarslim shady
    1:12 pm on March 22nd, 2010

    This thread went zinging over the top of my head…..

    ZINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!…There is goes again!!…

  4. GravatarSystem Restore
    3:13 pm on March 22nd, 2010

    Not a Seinfeld fan, are you, slim shady? If you were, there would be no zinging.

  5. Gravatarslim shady
    5:18 pm on March 22nd, 2010

    @System Restore- You guessed it and thx for the tip….LOL

  6. Gravatarwretched soul
    2:37 am on March 24th, 2010

    Where they run that, on the no eyes network?

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