Jack Magruder of the EAST VALLEY TRIBUNE has a privileged glimpse into gentle soul (and New York Giants offensive lineman) Grey Ruegamer.

(credit to the geniuses at Fark.com)

Magruder’s lead paragraph of a profile on Ruegamer: “Castrating a lamb with your teeth is a pretty simple procedure, really. Grey Ruegamer knows. ‘You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back,’ Ruegamer said.”

Once the groin region of the Lamb is exposed, Ruegamer says, “away you go. It’s the way the Basques do it.”

And there’s one more small (bloody) detail Ruegamer added about the castration process.

Ruegamer: “You pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one. I was hesitant. But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it.”

“The blood on your mustache is the worst part. It’s just a little lamb. It’s not a big animal. I have pictures.”

So Ruegamer bit off Lamb testicles - and took pictures of it? Sounds like Vince Wilfork will be calling Mark Littell any minute now.