Nutt’s Ballplayer Had “Dreaded Ruptured Testicle”

Orson attunes his ruptured testicle antenna to this Ole Miss football injury report from David Brandt of the JACKSON (MS) CLARION-LEDGER:

Andrew Harris suffers dreaded ruptured testicle

(Or as they call it in Oxford: “D.R.T.”)

Receiver Shay Hodge missed practice because of sore knees and heels. He should be back soon. Receiver Andrew Harris (who had the dreaded ruptured testicle) was back at practice and made a few nice plays. Cornerback Marcus Temple dislocated his shoulder during Saturday’s scrimmage and will miss the rest of spring practice. The injury will not require surgery and he should be back in a few weeks for workouts.

Harris suffered the injury during a scrimmage last Saturday, so to come back this soon seems like nothing short of a miracle.

But really, would you expect anything less from one of Houston Nutt’s ballplayers?