Comments on: Now Taking The Mound: Some Dead Guy’s Ashes

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:58:21 +0000

You mean Forrest Gump's Lt. Dan? But he has no legs!

The Duke — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:09:42 +0000

You'd think they would have trouble separating her dad's remains from that of the last two Mets teams in October, following their train wrecks.

Someone call Gary Sinese!

jerryshortbuss — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:42:06 +0000

You also figure after 12 years of groundskeeping, there wouldn't me much of the old boy left.

Dan Anderson — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:18:38 +0000

Couldn't this woman get in trouble for polluting or causing a safety hazard with her ash spreading?

Matt Sussman — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:18:07 +0000

The toughest task in front of her is, of course, putting him back together.

secho — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:16:31 +0000

There's probably a little bit of Jose Lima's career left too, since that was buried at the Shea Stadium mound a couple of years ago.

Warren Maple Sapp — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:12:21 +0000

Hey, don't be such an ash-hole.

Wes Welker Wuvs You — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:10:53 +0000

Well, this is certainly a pain in the ash.

Nick N. — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:05:42 +0000

If those same Mets fans dug deep enough, they might have found Jimmy Hoffa.

jason — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:04:09 +0000

We've replaced this woman's Shea Stadium dirt of her father's ashes with new Folgers crystals. Let's watch.