â€¢ Novak Djokovic jostles with the Big Apple crowd, “Who’s faking it now?”
But at least he still has Leryn Franco on his side.
â€¢ Vanderbilt vanquishes Steve Spurrier & South Carolina yet again, and even pours a little salt into the Gamecocks’ wounds.
â€¢ New coach, new players, new attitude - it all adds up to the same ol’ result for the Washington Redskins.
â€¢ Stephon Marbury apparently isn’t very helpful to his relatives.
â€¢ Something’s cookin’ with Vince Young, as the Titans QB hopes you can’t beat his meat.
â€¢ Beanie Wells is benched for the Buckeyes’ battle with the Bobcats.
â€¢ A well-traveled cyclist who’s survived lions & tropical ants is done in by a Greek hit & run driver.
â€¢ Perhaps Jamal “Dirty Bird” Anderson should have laid off the Wild Turkey & Grey Goose.
â€¢ Arlen Spector & Spygate is like a dog with an old sock - he just won’t let it go.
â€¢ The US men’s soccer team will be kicking it in Cuba this weekend. Bet those victory cigars will taste pretty sweet.