Novak Can’t Take No More Of Aussie Open’s Heat

• Andy Roddick roasts Novak Djokovic in the Aussie Oven Open quarters.

Novak Djokovic Australian Open

(Novak can’t wait to get back to those shivering Serbian winters)

• Oscar De La Hoya paid $5 million for MMA event - and he didn’t even have to fight!

• A friendly reminder to Super Bowl attendees looking for adventure - the Tampa area does have a thriving gentlemen’s club industry.

• And if that’s too tame, there’s always prostitution - until you see the kind of Tampa trick-spinners the cops are dragging in.

• Not buying playoff tickets still costs Carolina Panthers fans $228 each.

• Gimme an “L”! Gimme an “A”! Gimme a “W-S-U-I-T”! What’s that spell? The Wisconsin Supreme Court throwing out your cheerleading injury case.

• Oy Vey! A young Pittsburgh Steelers fan in Tampa is all verklempt over his Black & Gold Bar Mitzvah.

• Is your fitness center causing you to go on a Rampage? Then why not try a Slice of keep-in-shape pie by exercising at a UFC Gym?

• And the winner of today’s Jessica Alba courtside caption contest is…

Jessica Alba at Clippers game

BenMR, with this culinary quip: Must… keep… food… down… despite… watching… Clippers.

Thanks for playing. A new contest bounces your way tomorrow.