â€˘ Andy Roddick roasts Novak Djokovic in the Aussie
Oven Open quarters.
(Novak can’t wait to get back to those shivering Serbian winters)
â€˘ Oscar De La Hoya paid $5 million for MMA event - and he didn’t even have to fight!
â€˘ A friendly reminder to Super Bowl attendees looking for adventure - the Tampa area does have a thriving gentlemen’s club industry.
â€˘ And if that’s too tame, there’s always prostitution - until you see the kind of Tampa trick-spinners the cops are dragging in.
â€˘ Not buying playoff tickets still costs Carolina Panthers fans $228 each.
â€˘ Gimme an “L”! Gimme an “A”! Gimme a “W-S-U-I-T”! What’s that spell? The Wisconsin Supreme Court throwing out your cheerleading injury case.
â€˘ Oy Vey! A young Pittsburgh Steelers fan in Tampa is all verklempt over his Black & Gold Bar Mitzvah.
â€˘ And the winner of today’s Jessica Alba courtside caption contest is…
BenMR, with this culinary quip: Mustâ€¦ keepâ€¦ foodâ€¦ downâ€¦ despiteâ€¦ watchingâ€¦ Clippers.
Thanks for playing. A new contest bounces your way tomorrow.