Notre Dame Won’t Let Its Football Fans Get Lei’d

Prized high school linebacker and Hawaii native Manti Te’o is visiting Notre Dame, one of the schools the Rivals.com No. 9 overall prospect has listed among his finalists. It’s a long flight from Honolulu to South Bend, Ind., and the Notre Dame student body wanted to make Te’o feel a bit more welcome by handing out leis to some 8,000 fans at Saturday’s game against Syracuse.

Manti Teo

(Prep linebacker Manti Te’o. In lei terms, he’s a stud)

Nice idea, right? Well, it was until, as reported by the CHICAGO TRIBUNE, the Notre Dame athletic department channeled the Seinfeld Soup Nazi, and stopped the Irish fans’ lei distribution plan in its tracks. “You want leis? You like leis? No leis for you!”

Evidently Notre Dame was worried that handing out small, inexpensive, wearable plastic wreaths would fall under the same category as handing out t-shirts, which is a violation of NCAA recruiting regulations.

“I received a communication from somebody wanting to do something — and you can gather what that is — to show support and encouragement for a prospect that may be visiting,” Notre Dame compliance director Mike Karwoski said Thursday.

“I responded back saying, we don’t think this is permissible, and this is why we don’t think it’s permissible.”

There you go, Notre Dame. You come up with a clever way to give Charlie Weis an edge, and the school says “No thanks.” Interestingly, other potential violations include having signs encouraging recruits to attend. Does no one remember Terrelle Pryor visiting Ohio State? Ohio Stadium and, later, Value City Arena were practically covered with “Come Be a Buckeye!” signs? How is that not a violation while handing out leis is?

Then again, when you look at Te’o’s video, you can see what all the fuss is about. At least Notre Dame fans can still wear Hawaiian shirts, right? Anyone in South Bend feel like making a run to Marshalls and buying up everything with a Tommy Bahama tag on it?

10 comments

  1. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    12:08 pm on November 21st, 2008

    It's for the best. Charlie Weis would just eat all the leis anyway.

  2. GravatarMan U-SA
    12:17 pm on November 21st, 2008

    What if the leis were painted green? Would that make it OK?

  3. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    12:30 pm on November 21st, 2008

    Leave Hawaii for northern Indiana? Yeah, that make sense.

  4. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    12:44 pm on November 21st, 2008

    It's been awhile since I got lei'd myself.

  5. GravatarFrank
    12:54 pm on November 21st, 2008

    As long as they're not giving all 8,000 leis to Manti, what's the problem?

  6. GravatarBrad James
    1:03 pm on November 21st, 2008

    Manti is a cool name (it's the name of the town where I live in Utah). Anyway, it's ridiculous that Reverend Jenkins is worried about this. There are more pressing matters, such as establishing a playoff in Division I.

  7. GravatarOrioled
    2:14 pm on November 21st, 2008

    It's these kind of decisions that put Notre Dame football where it is today.

  8. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    5:27 pm on November 21st, 2008

    Of course a Catholic school is going to prevent people from getting lei'd.

  9. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    5:51 pm on November 21st, 2008

    And the Notre Dame Stadium concessions should sell mai tais.

  10. GravatarJared
    10:03 pm on November 22nd, 2008

    What is the purpose of this?

    And what does the Seinfeld Soup Nazi have anything to do with it?

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