Comments on: No New Missionary Position For Stabbed Cougar

By: Brad James

Brad James — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:20:03 +0000

SBB,
I'm LDS and went on my mission to Tucson, Ariz. and El Paso, Texas. We do not currently send missionaries to the Middle East, but speaking of the Lebanese, you need to get some pictures up of the Miss Lebanon Pageant. Those Arab women are pretty hot. As a sidenote, way to give my Southern Utah Thunderbirds (class of 2006, the T-Birds SUCK, but I'm one of them) some love in that photo. Nice joke, Nick N. , but "Chris Collinsworth" has no "H" in his name.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:09:51 +0000

How do you explain the concept of not drinking alcohol to an Australian?

By: Bermans 222 Dealer

Bermans 222 Dealer — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:24:24 +0000

No, just the Jews.

By: Warren Maple Sapp

Warren Maple Sapp — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:19:39 +0000

Mel Gibson doesn't have a problem with Mormons, does he?

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:14:47 +0000

Time to call in Mad Max.

By: jerryshortbuss

jerryshortbuss — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:24:52 +0000

Could Stephanie Rice pay me a visit sometime? I could help her try on swimsuits.

By: MinnyCooper

MinnyCooper — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:22:46 +0000

Lot of cougar stories here today. First the Zimbabwe soccer CEO, then A-Rod/Madonna, and now this.

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:44:31 +0000

It's never a good idea to walk around any place named Little Lebanon.

By: jason

jason — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:37:05 +0000

Maybe a visit from Aussie swimmer Stephanie Rice would make him feel better.

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/aussie-swimmers-fhm-spread-makes-a-splash-19149

By: Nick N.

Nick N. — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:26:27 +0000

Will he still make it to the NBC Sunday Night Football set?

Seriously, this is pretty bad and I hope he makes a full recovery.