Comments on: “No-cho Cinco” For Chad Johnson This Season

By: Cleveland Brown

Cleveland Brown — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:59:05 +0000

If Chad ever opened up a Mexican restaurant, would he serve nachos cinco?

By: Rod Allen

Rod Allen — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:53:08 +0000

My heart bleeds for poor little Chad.

By: Canucklehead

Canucklehead — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:16:06 +0000

What's in a name? (Besides billions in merchandise sales.)

By: Bruin Up Trouble

Bruin Up Trouble — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:08:03 +0000

I would actually care, if he would actually catch some touchdowns this season.

By: Hawaii Five-Ohno

Hawaii Five-Ohno — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:54:55 +0000

And vice versa for the Bengals.

By: Sour Orange

Sour Orange — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:44:10 +0000

If I were Chad, I wouldn't want any surname on the back of my Bengals jersey, so no one would connect me with such a lousy team.

By: Steve Harvey Delay

Steve Harvey Delay — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:42:28 +0000

No Ocho Cinco jerseys? Dios mio!

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:32:18 +0000

Nice hair, Chad. Does this mean he's pulling for the Rays?

By: Plaxico Rent-A-Car

Plaxico Rent-A-Car — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:29:31 +0000

Some lucky kids in the Congo are currently being sent Rivers’ #58 jerseys, which they plan to send back because they’d be too embarrassed to wear Bengals gear.

Well played, sir.

By: Bermans 222 Dealer

Bermans 222 Dealer — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:28:06 +0000

Reebok could sell their Johnson jerseys if they marketed them as "throwbacks".