NJ Coach Loves Soccer, Showing Kids Naked Pics

You know, most of the whole “naked cell phone pictures” phenomenon has centered mostly around high school girls (namely, cheerleaders) sending photos around to local boys for attention. But then this guy came around:

Keith Ammerman perv soccer coach

He’s a youth soccer coach in New Jersey who decided that it was a good idea to show some 13-year-old boys nude photos on his phone. Only, it appears they were of him. Oof.

The NEWARK STAR-LEDGER has the details:

Keith Ammermann, 51, of Piscataway was charged with four counts of third-degree endangering the welfare of a child, Somerset County Prosecutor Wayne Forrest said. He was arrested Tuesday night at Watchung police headquarters and held on $25,000 bail. As a condition of bail, he is prohibited from having contact with children younger than 16.

16? It sounds like this guy shouldn’t be allowed to have contact with any human being for a while.

The story goes on to say that there’s evidence that Ammerman wasn’t picky about what gender he was showing off to:

On Monday, a 13-year-old Watchung boy told local police Ammermann sent sexually explicit text messages to his cell phone, Forrest said. The prosecutor also said two Warren Township boys, both 13, on Tuesday told police in that town Ammermann had shown them nude photographs on his cell phone.

Video recovered from the coach’s residence depicted him also showing material from his cell phone to a 14-year-old girl from Warren, according to Forrest.

C’mon, Keith, be a real man like Sean Salisbury and send your naked pictures around to adults.

And it’s not like Ammerman is just some guy who rolled into town with a sketchy past. He’s been on the school board in three different towns in New Jersey.  I’m sure that everyone in those towns is just thrilled to learn that a bunch of decisions about the future of their children was made by an apparent pedophile.

The youth association’s president says that Ammerman “loves soccer,” which is too bad, because I’m not sure they play a lot of it in the prison he’s going to.

11 comments

  1. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    7:25 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Sicko.

  2. GravatarEager Beaver
    7:38 pm on February 19th, 2009

    I'm sure they'll be plenty of ball games for Keith in prison - using his balls.

  3. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    8:53 pm on February 19th, 2009

    He’s been on the school board in three different towns in New Jersey.

    Maybe this should have been a little red flag.

  4. GravatarCanucklehead
    9:34 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Someone creepy from New Jersey? I find that hard to believe.

  5. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    11:30 am on February 20th, 2009

    Is this why David Beckham doesn't want to keep playing in the U.S.?

  6. GravatarJosh Jones
    1:06 pm on February 20th, 2009

    I never realized how many priests were also soccer coaches…

  7. GravatarNot Important
    5:18 pm on February 21st, 2009

    Golden Hurricane Carter and the other posters on this website should give Mr Ammermann the benefit of the doubt….unless you know first hand what transpired you have no right convicting him or commenting on what he did or did not do…while he may have made some very poor and morally wrong decisions I prefer to let the system do its job…anyone can accuse anyone of anything in this country…you are innocent until proven guiilty..if he is guilty then he deserves the punishment…but if he is not then you owe him a public apology….I doubt however that you have the internal fortitude to do this…prove me wrong…

  8. GravatarBob
    4:02 pm on February 25th, 2009

    I had Keith as a coach before… He was a good coach and was dedicated… I don't remember him being so weird…

  9. Gravatarbobby
    8:21 pm on October 3rd, 2009

    Keith is not wierd at all he made himself the best trainer even though he got arrested he made me into the player i am today

  10. GravatarAlex
    12:26 pm on January 3rd, 2010

    OOHH so scary a kid say porn…big fucking wupty..PORN IS EVERYWHERE people the porn industry is actualy the MOST profitable and prolly the LARGEST industry in this solar system..porn reference’s are on our billboard signs in tabbaco shops ALL over the internet and it is very easily accessiable to ANYONE NO MATTER AGE.where is the crime here did he touch the kids in an innapproaite way….Did he FORCE them to look at said images.Are we sure the kids arent lieing to boot…Kids do lie to all the time someone even more so then adults..He was my couch for almost a year never had a problem..So i dont think it happened but if it did what wrong did he realy do to get charges such as these…people are trying to make things into things they arent these days and its total shit like pissing outside as NATURE intended it and is now a sexual crime which can get you listed as a sex offender..WAIT..how can you charge someone with doing something that comes NATURAL TO ALL LIVING THINGS ON THIS PLANET..Making things such as this a crime is realy a CRIME AGAINST NATURE..And all you fucking phobes out there get a FUCKING LIFE there is MUCH bigger issues to deal with then porn and peeing…Such as a war which is currently draining our economey..How bout the fact that our last 20 presidents have almost ALL been worthless pos that are only there to look out for the wealthy and their own intrests…how bout the fact our government which is supposed to be by the people for the people is hiding things from us even of a non military nature and turning them into military weapons…how bout the fact that all the nukes just the us has alone can DESTROY the ENTIRE planet…what about the fact that no on realy honered the start1 start 2 or start3 plans to reduce nucular waste and to limit the amount of active nucular power.How bout the fact we could ALL die tommarow if something was to go wrong with 1/20th of the nucular bombs in the world..how bout the fact we have almost 0 plantary defense so aliens come get us we offer very little resitance…So instead of spending this money to lock someone up for sharing his porn collection…you know that money could go to alot better places…cleaning our streets sponsering youth events spaceage devolopment feeding the hungry…supporting a family in need…buying back people’s holmes from the banks.building new schools.so before lockng people up in prision we should realy think about this..would you see it as a worthy investment to foot the bill yourself for his stay in prision or would you rather put him to work for the community he supposedly did damage to…

  11. GravatarDennis Teel
    8:24 am on May 11th, 2011

    @alex,dude you’re just effing weird..maybe you ought to starta blog..somewhere else however.

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