• The Florida Panthers are on the prowl for some new Ice Dancers.
• A minor league hockey player scores a hat trick of rude behavior on a flight, and gets a 527,040-minute penalty.
• If the Rays win the World Series, free pizza for the whole wide world!
• A trio of Cubs fans brutally beat a fan of a rival team. This is not a repeat.
• This is the only way people will pay attention to a Pirates game: West Virginia basketball players in the stands fighting with police.
• When we say that high school cheerleaders just love to give the JV squad crap, we really mean it.
• One griping golfer compares the Ryder Cup to slavery.
• McDonald’s makes a soccer tourney skip out on a Swedish town because the stadium sells someone else’s burgers.
• TNT’s newest primetime TV drama star: Barry Switzer.
• CC Sabathia takes out a full-page newspaper ad to thank Cleveland fans for their support.







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